Submitted by Ehrenlauch3000 t3_10i3x4q in Jokes
You stab it 23 times
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[deleted] t1_j5c4tc6 wrote
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CookiePush t1_j5c5pm2 wrote
and if you're really hungry, eat two Brutus
haribo_2016 t1_j5c8qmr wrote
In Florida (Disney resort) I ordered a chicken Caesar salad and was given a chunk of lettuce and a chuck of chicken. Fastest food ever
MikeLinPA t1_j5cfd2e wrote
That's beyond sad.
Marquar234 t1_j5cm7dt wrote
Will it feed a lean and hungry Cassius?
HystericalGD t1_j5crv9d wrote
“chasing his wife up the stairs with his axe in hand”
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vartha t1_j5cz10i wrote
I guess this can be called the brutus force method of making a Cesar salad.
BlazerWookiee t1_j5dg9ho wrote
Et tu, crouton?
dontcareitsonlyreddi t1_j5dnp5b wrote
You lick its butthole to make it a tossed salad🥗
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5e4k7z wrote
In a French amusement park, I noticed there was a vegetarian option on a menu so I ordered it.
I was given a dish of noodles, rice and potatoes and a basket of bread.
NeverFresh t1_j5c4clg wrote
On the Chives of March