Submitted by aconcernedvegetable t3_10kz75w in Jokes
Bartender asks what's wrong
Mobius strip: Where do I start?
Comments
Waitsfornoone t1_j5tqiqs wrote
I saw my math teacher walking into a bar holding some graph paper.
I thought, “he's plotting something”.
richmondhill712 t1_j5twts6 wrote
Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act goes on and on be a mobius stripper?
eatabean t1_j5tx98q wrote
This joke just took an interesting twist.
feedmyrobot t1_j5u8d00 wrote
I walked into a bar, Ouch. I'll walk around it next time.
cookerg t1_j5ucctd wrote
I told the Mobius strip not to focus on his negative aspects - there's a whole other side to him. He started to cry.
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lassehp t1_j5ui092 wrote
Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
To be on the same side.
Teridus t1_j5umikp wrote
A Morbius strip-walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hey! You can't do that in here! Put your clothes back on!"
Morbius answered: "It's morbin' time!"
...and morbed all over those guys.
light_speed_dreams t1_j5uoii5 wrote
At least it wasn’t a one sided conversation
GrumpyCatStevens t1_j5utmhk wrote
The Higgs boson walks into a cathedral. A priest stops him and says, "You can't come in here!"
The Higgs boson replies, "But without me you can't have mass."
harabanaz t1_j5uw9pz wrote
Why did Sisyphos cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other side.
phollox t1_j5v1skn wrote
Bartender: it doesn't matter where you start, it would be the same. Now, tell me your side of the story
Mobius: there's is only my side....
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5v5n7m wrote
I have a better one …
Does the Dancer double in size when cut in Half?
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BNI_sp t1_j5v8k3k wrote
Best jokes are in the comments. Again. Take my upvote.
cookerg t1_j5vilp2 wrote
druu222 t1_j5vj2hq wrote
Allriiighhhht! Math humor.
Q: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Gloomy_Recording_705 t1_j5vl9q4 wrote
😭
Unknown_starnger t1_j5w58pa wrote
No shapes really "start" anywhere.
Serpardum t1_j5w8j28 wrote
My ruler starts at 0.
ComfortableJob2015 t1_j5w9v8k wrote
topology is so insanely complex...
Difficult_Injury340 t1_j5wbeqp wrote
Mobius Strip: The Real Neverending Story.
muchmusic t1_j5we4kk wrote
Mobius strip: It’s just endless!
froggojumper t1_j5wus9g wrote
I actually saw a chicken cross the road yesterday it was insane
orionparrott t1_j5x0btk wrote
A mobius strip walks into and out of a bar…
orionparrott t1_j5x0p3c wrote
A mobius stripper walks into a bar. Bartender: this ain’t that kind of bar.
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1dfj wrote
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1s53 wrote
I’m more of a bottomology type.
drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1zdr wrote
Plot twist: the bar is a mobius strip.
duriansed t1_j5x7wbg wrote
Because "poc poc poc"
Mysterious-Hat-6234 t1_j5x8krl wrote
It's okay, things will turn for you.
retan10101 t1_j5xcdkg wrote
r/therealjoke
MarisaWalker t1_j5xdnta wrote
Lol 😁lol😆
yeah-whateva t1_j5xkqtr wrote
To get to the inside.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xl043 wrote
Yall setting the bar pretty low on the dad jokes today.
orionparrott t1_j5xl1yc wrote
I just became a dad. I’ll get better.
yeah-whateva t1_j5xlb9k wrote
Congratulations on the new baby! I wish for you to have plenty of sleep ♥
Aware_Fuel9894 t1_j5xmnwk wrote
Read that as "Morbius" strip
LiterateGuineapig t1_j5xnqpj wrote
Congratulations!
SanguineSanguis t1_j5xq2np wrote
It's mobin time.
Spy_Mouse t1_j5xqowb wrote
The man said it himself. It was insane
jdmcnair t1_j5xs2tn wrote
Bartender replies, "Don't worry, things will turn around soon".
ovi2wise t1_j5xt1mn wrote
A morbius strip walks into a bar Bartender: its morbin time
Unlikely_Cold4749 t1_j5xxn5r wrote
Explanation! :)
Animustrapped t1_j5xyolf wrote
Now hold your horses, there's two sides to every stor- oh, no. Soz.
Animustrapped t1_j5xz0sa wrote
How rude! You should've marked this NSFW!!
Animustrapped t1_j5xz4x1 wrote
Barman says 'well at least you haven't lost your edge'...
EricUchihaCartman t1_j5y26bl wrote
Is that a fucking Jojo reference
Tiredcami t1_j5y35ms wrote
>A mobius strip walks into a bar.
"It's Mo'bin time."
Significant_Ad_6825 t1_j5y3dj0 wrote
Sounds like a very one sided story if you ask me
too_con t1_j5y58v8 wrote
He really had a map, he was platting something.
Embarrassed_Rise5513 t1_j5yrxg5 wrote
Actually, I find conversations with Mobius to be really tedious. I think Mobius is pretty one-sided and tends to go on and on.
Phosphorus44 t1_j5ytq9c wrote
<< Mobius 1, engage. >>
craigfwynne t1_j5z4oyy wrote
This is a fractally correct statement.
Blue_Robin_04 t1_j5z5f8g wrote
I loved the part where Mobius said "It's mobin' time" and mobed all over the place.
cookerg t1_j5zax9i wrote
That's great!
Outside-Win5685 t1_j5zyyv0 wrote
The bartender asks, "Do you want a Twist?"
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MarshmallowDroppings t1_j6bznsl wrote
This is not oriented for the right crowd
sassy4096 t1_j5tl8tp wrote
A Klein bottle walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why so small?"