Submitted by Anaklysmos12345 t3_11dcekk in Jokes
The seamen replies "Aye aye, capt'n!"
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AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85pqj wrote
I can't HEEEARRRR you!?
TimeOk8571 t1_ja86kad wrote
They make a good duo.
Bruhdale-dingle t1_ja8c9w2 wrote
Hehe, seamen (that’s not funny)
Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_ja8dj1a wrote
II, captain
JustSansder t1_ja8f0lg wrote
OOOOOOOOOOOO
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8h42x wrote
Lives in a pineapple, under the sea (men)!
Fred_The_Mando_Guy t1_ja8hlio wrote
Warning: Adorable kid story coming
My friend's son was in kindergarten or first grade and they were learning Roman Numerals. He came back home and sang a little song he knew:
"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat four"
J_hoff t1_ja8i45u wrote
Did you mean Roman numericals?
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8rvrn wrote
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he...
Hunting-Hauntings t1_ja8ucd5 wrote
He drop on a deck and flock like a FISH!!
Engage69 t1_ja8wo0g wrote
Alright then, keep your secrets.
DylansDad t1_ja8y6zy wrote
There are latin numerals too, but they're basically the same thing.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8yo49 wrote
If magical nonsense be something ye wish!
RayFischer32 t1_ja8ypz9 wrote
If nautical nonsense is something you wish...
teastain t1_ja928oc wrote
The guns be ready, Cap'n.
"ARE"
Redditlogicking t1_ja9ldir wrote
Maybe I don't get it but what does the last line mean? and how does it relate to Roman Numerals?
Fred_The_Mando_Guy t1_ja9m306 wrote
Four in Roman Numerals is IV. The song lyric is little lambs eat ivy. Ivy = IV = four
Redditlogicking t1_ja9o20s wrote
momentimori t1_ja9u42v wrote
Don't ask about Roger the cabin boy.
WebWreckerZero t1_ja9xqjq wrote
Just makes me think of South Park's Super Best Friends episodes.
"SeaMAN!!"
Truuuuuumpet t1_jaa03gf wrote
I tried no to laugh...
I did not succeed
JustGotThisAccount t1_jaa2oh8 wrote
Very confused
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa71f3 wrote
Latin is a language, Romans were the people that spoke it 😁
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa7ife wrote
Duo.
Ensign, make sense!
Aye aye, sir!
Luke_low t1_jaap370 wrote
Luke_low t1_jaap53i wrote
Succeed? Suck-seed.
GoobyDuu t1_jaau4n0 wrote
Nautical, not magical. Sorry to ruin your childhood
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaau9fv wrote
Took me a minute, but that's funny.
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaaue2l wrote
The joke refers to the Roman Numeral two, II.
StatusBuddy8490 t1_jaauh8h wrote
II, the Roman Numeral for 2.
Stunning-Ask5916 t1_jaazexl wrote
If Riker asks Lavell how to say "1", he best give the right answer. Because one aye will suffice.
hblask t1_jab0nk2 wrote
It works better if the captain asks "do you know how to write 2 in Roman numerals?" That way the response is ambiguous.
alogbetweentworocks t1_jab48l7 wrote
Roger is a boy?
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jab4g2w wrote
If I had said 'nautical,' it would have been a copyright violation...
Beneficial-Badger-61 t1_jab7qp3 wrote
Don't roger the cabin boy
Actual_Mortician t1_jabap8l wrote
A kiddlee divey too, wooden shoe?
Chernobyl-Chaz t1_jabbrw9 wrote
What’s long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
YuuHikari t1_jabhvwj wrote
Seamen are tight.
Jaque_LeCaque t1_jabkv26 wrote
Don't forget his sidekick, Swallow.
Murky-Refrigerator11 t1_jablp79 wrote
Seaman singular my friend
Murky-Refrigerator11 t1_jablquj wrote
Ngl I thought OP might change seamen to semen
Crazy_Activity1948 t1_jablvht wrote
I think you mean… semen?
adambabylon t1_jabtq14 wrote
What’s the song?
Rude-League-4716 t1_jabwt5g wrote
Two in Latin is duo. I don’t get the joke
[deleted] t1_jabxhzd wrote
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Alternative-Camel-25 t1_jabxmex wrote
Nothing suck-seeds like a toothless Budgie.
Alternative-Camel-25 t1_jabxup9 wrote
What's big, grey, full of semen and lies at the bottom of the ocean. Either a submarine OR Moby's Dick.
Luke_low t1_jabxuv8 wrote
Budgie Birds don't have teeth.
Anaklysmos12345 OP t1_jaby1dm wrote
I just couldn‘t weite it better. It’s meant to be II
Anaklysmos12345 OP t1_jaby3h3 wrote
Terspet t1_jabykao wrote
Its better to cum in the sink than sinking in the cum
Environmental-Win836 t1_jac96bi wrote
I don’t get it.
Truuuuuumpet t1_jacd6ow wrote
Well that sucks then :/
Profanic_Bird t1_jacfmvq wrote
And that's why they all suck-seed... at being c*nts!
dicemechanic t1_ja7tao8 wrote
the captain then asks a Jewish Irishman how "4" is written in latin, "oy vey" comes the reply