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sdarkpaladin t1_j9ey9dm wrote

A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie pops out.

"I'll give you 1 wish," said the Genie.

"What happened to giving three wishes?" Asked the man.

"Check your bank account and in your pants," said the genie "I've been doing this for a long time".

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DigNitty t1_j9fosqu wrote

Wow I have so much money!

(Checks pants)

More money!

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PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j9i5hjk wrote

My bank account is bigger but nothing’s changed in my pants. Where’s my second wish?

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theastallings t1_j9ifogn wrote

I don‘t get this one. At first I thought he was saying more money when he saw the improvement in his pants and the money that would bring. I just can’t make it work.

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penny_whistle t1_j9iovt3 wrote

Really? Size doesn’t matter I guess

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MagicMLee t1_j9lbp4q wrote

Happy glorious cake day!

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penny_whistle t1_j9lxjke wrote

Thanks very much! 11 years with an account, I’ve probably spent at least a full year of that on this website 😅

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gr8h8 t1_j9jjeun wrote

Imagine pockets literally filled with cash.

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