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darktowerseeker t1_j9iq4t6 wrote

One day a newly divorced woman finds a lamp in an antique shop and shines it to see what it is made of. To her a surprise a genie appears.

The genie is a tall and well muscled man who sneers at the woman.

"I know all and i see all. Your husband has left you for another woman because you weren't a good wife. I will grant you 3 wishes, but everything you get your ex-husband gets double of."

The woman nods and agrees to the terms.

"For my first wish I'd like $5 million."

The genie nods "and your ex-husband gets $10 million."

"For my second wish I would like a mansion on the best beach in California."

The genie shrugs. "It is done. And your ex gets two."

The woman thinks for a minute.

"Ok. I've got it! I wish to be pregnant with twins!"

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mipish1 t1_j9jbs1s wrote

I’ve always heard the last wish as: “I wish to be beaten half to death”.

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new-perspectives t1_j9jl7ir wrote

I've also heard "scare me half to death" and "I'd like to donate a kidney"

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MindSnapN t1_j9jpkxq wrote

I've also heard the guy wishing for a 10 inch dong. And hers is 10x the size

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clemclem3 t1_j9k7cyk wrote

The Russian version is I wish you would gouge out one of my eyes

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