Submitted by MadisonPearGarden t3_11cyipt in Jokes
nlmf t1_ja63upq wrote
The problem with this joke is,why would the devil want to make it more comfortable for people in hell?
rvgoingtohavefun t1_ja687uf wrote
Because the devil is uncomfortable and causes everyone to suffer along with him because a whiny selfish asshole.
If the devil wasn't so goddamn uncomfortable, maybe he'd be nicer.
15mg_MaleNurse_STAT t1_ja6sxoy wrote
Because its not the devil that makes hell horrible, its God. God sends all the people he doesnt like, lile those who mix two kinds of fabrics, or children who tease the bald, to hell.
Satan just lives there, hes chill. He wouldnt want to torture anyone but set them free from tyranny
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6yjtc wrote
Actually OT doesn’t have Hell (or Satan for that matter).
Morthra t1_ja74wbc wrote
Eh, Satan exists in the OT - the Hebrew root for Satan means “adversary” - but not as a jailer of the damned type deal. Satan is just a role that a being takes to test people’s faith.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja755qe wrote
Yep, fair enough, I stand corrected, he is the one "prosecuting" Job.
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The_Halfmaester t1_ja6gugs wrote
"Why would the devil punish you? You're one of his boys! Don't think all the drugs and hookers are going to make their way to heaven..."
Frydendahl t1_ja74k7t wrote
The Devil is in Hell to be punished as well?
Different-Result-859 t1_jabog5s wrote
Devil just reminding them what they are missing out on. Air conditioning once a decade for 10 minutes.
No_Grocery_1480 t1_ja7jono wrote
No, the problem with the joke is - if God gave Peter the wrong list, then lawyers should have accidentally gone to heaven.
NickUnrelatedToPost t1_ja6x7n0 wrote
Because he's actually the good guy. God is the sadistic asshole.
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