This joke doesn't make any sense because the devil is bound by the will of the Lord and cannot directly challenge him. God is also all mighty and can release any soul from hell that he wants even though he wouldn't because his judgement is perfect so he wouldn't send someone down there if they didn't deserve it. God is also the creator of all laws and wouldn't require a lawyer of his own because any argument that he would make would be flawless in its logic and absolutely perfect. Could you please rewrite this joke in a way that reflects the Majesty of the alpha and Omega and isnt offensive to those who truly believe in him? Belief in Christ and his victory over Satan is Paramount to living a good life and adherence to his values is the only way to guarantee that we will be born again in the next life and not cast off into eternal darkness to burn forever in unending flame, so it would be really helpful if you would help spread this message.

Thank you in advance and remember God loves you! :)