A couple dies in a car crash just weeks before their wedding. When they get to heaven, they ask St. Peter, “can we get married here in heaven?”

He says “hmmmmm…. Let me look I to it”

For days, weeks, months, they pester him but the answer is always the same. “I’m looking into it”

Until finally one day 2 years later St Peter approaches the couple and says they may get married. They have a beautiful ceremony, and are very happy.

For about 50 years.

Now they’re sick to death of each other, and they once again go to St Peter: “Can we get a divorce in heaven?”

To which he exclaims: “It took me two years to find a priest up here!! It’s going to take forever to find a lawyer!!”