Submitted by PunkNerd2007 t3_11bbonx in Jokes
Cause they have Finns
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errol_timo_malcom t1_j9x4bex wrote
Why is it tough to pull a prank on Scandinavians?
> Cause they have No’wedgiens
Sildenafiliac t1_j9x4um3 wrote
Finns ain't Scandis though
Dick_Vicious13 t1_j9xblvk wrote
Finland is not part of Scandinavia.
hollth1 t1_j9xidt0 wrote
Finland and Scandinavia. It’s all the Sami
listerinebreath t1_j9xx5dv wrote
I heard Norway started putting barcodes on the sides of their battleships. That way, when they return to port, they can…Scan de navy in 😎
PunkNerd2007 OP t1_j9xyplj wrote
According to Wikipedia it’s sometimes considered Scandinavian.
Kear_Bear_3747 t1_j9xzhh1 wrote
Finland is a Nordic country, isn’t it? 🤔
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Mick7s t1_j9ya1u8 wrote
But Finland isnt even in scandinavia. Scandinavia is only Denmark, Sweden and Norway
BurritoflyEffect t1_j9yak4b wrote
Yes, but most people don’t seem to care to distinguish the two.
Crack_Ulla t1_j9ybuel wrote
Finns are kind of the CappaDonna to our Wu Tang Clan. Maybe not a full member, but pretty damn tight
grandBBQninja t1_j9ycrwu wrote
Yes it is but that’s plain wrong. Scandinavia consists of Sweden, Norway and Denmark (which is often left out). If you want to refer to the area that consists of Scandinavia, Finland and parts of Russia, the correct term is Fennoscandia.
superoaks321 t1_j9yjkx3 wrote
“According to Wikipedia”
Yeah, there’s your problem, relying on Wikipedia for accurate info.
DeplorableKurt t1_j9yqogt wrote
And Swedes and Nors
budibro t1_j9zej1k wrote
They Scan de Navy
Kear_Bear_3747 t1_j9zl8ja wrote
OCD intensifies
GTAdriver01 t1_ja05u2c wrote
Finland doesn't exist though
ABoyNamedSault t1_ja05ugo wrote
Finland is not even a Scandinavian country.
Let me guess..........You're American?
SwedenIsBad t1_ja0be2l wrote
And Bergen
PunkNerd2007 OP t1_ja0jbh9 wrote
No but I really thought it was because of things like the Scandinavian cross and stuff like that
EnumeratedWalrus t1_ja0q1q2 wrote
Their naval ships also have bar codes on them to verify whenever they dock, so whenever the sailors come home their country can scan the navy in.
Follicly_Endowed t1_ja0y4wa wrote
There are no fat people in Finland
Turandot t1_ja102y6 wrote
Finns are not Scandos
herotz33 t1_ja1dovy wrote
And considering you can easily tell em apart cause they have fins!
Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_ja1jlkt wrote
I will remember this for the next 50 years and maybe use it once.
Edit: I will be cursing you when I forget my dog's face but remember fucking "Fennoscandia".
Mick7s t1_ja21x8x wrote
Bergen is in Norway right?
broitsme420 t1_ja27xp7 wrote
Yes, but people from Bergen LOVE to point out where they're from. Think of Bergen as Norways Texas, except its always raining there.
Mick7s t1_ja27zzr wrote
Makes sense
sintakks t1_ja29xmr wrote
There are enough Swedes there to qualify for Scandinavia in my book. And enough Uralic speakers in Norway and Sweden.
lampaansyoja t1_ja2mepk wrote
Cross is typical for Nordic countries which include also Iceland which isn't part of scandinavia.
Scandinavia is the mountain range between Sweden and Norway and only countries connected to that mountain range are called Scandinavian.
PlanetLandon t1_ja683z9 wrote
It is, bud I guess some scandic countries probably have Finnish people who have moved there.
Zaur0x t1_ja83heb wrote
I'm Finnish and I don't care about it
ZionistVitus t1_j9x1u60 wrote
Not even Jesus can save you now