Submitted by DioxydeWolf t3_118ub60 in Jokes
Two, one to do the screwing and the other to do the confessing.
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roughlystultify455 t1_j9j5lrt wrote
Optometrist: Can you read the letters?
Patient: Which line?
Optometrist: What's the lowest line you can see clearly?
Patient: I see them all.
Optometrist: Read the lowest one please.
Patient: DP315 Snellen Chart, printed by Narang Medical Ltd, ISO9001-2008, EN ISO 13485, CE.
spiral2015 t1_j9j5pex wrote
Who cares, it is new to me!
CiciDoge t1_j9j635n wrote
It’d be a shame if that ladder had a slip..
Conscious-Parfait826 t1_j9jcp89 wrote
Just one because it's 12 years old.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j9lxzsh wrote
Why didn't the pope kiss the asphalt when he landed in Scotland?
It was more than 8 years old.
John97212 t1_j9nmwrm wrote
Depends on how many kiddies are holding the light bulb.
TheMissingThink t1_j9jeme4 wrote
How do you get a 12 year old and a priest inside a light bulb though?