"Can you tell us what was the happiest moment you can remember?"

"That was when Mary Jones got lost on the hills over there. We organized a search party and when we found her we were so happy that we had a special celebration, everybody got drunk and all the men in the village fucked Mary Jones."

"Well, we can't publish a story like that, can you tell us about any other happy moment?"

"When Jeff Smith's goat got lost on the hills, we organized a search party. When we found her, we celebrated, everybody got drunk and we all fucked Jeff Smith's goat!"

"Okay, enough of happy endings, can you tell us what was the saddest day in this village?"

"That was when I got lost on the hills..."