Submitted by yeetinghelps t3_11e6g7c in Jokes
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo
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slightlyswing639 t1_jacm8n3 wrote
But before the emo jumped, he said, ‟no-one understands me, leaf me alone!”
yeetinghelps OP t1_jacmd5g wrote
This is even better than my post
brdbag t1_jacmty0 wrote
No one understands me, Leaf. Me alone!
hwisunyoo t1_jacmwbq wrote
The emo...
He was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup
Buck_Thorn t1_jacn7xq wrote
I preferred your punchline.
Agreeable-Effort6507 t1_jacnz56 wrote
Wow an emo could cut themself with that edge
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EmotionalArt6680 t1_jacv73i wrote
Ya I really like hung emos!
Buck_Thorn t1_jacvbev wrote
I like dark humor sometimes.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jadaim6 wrote
Ooooooh! Dark.
xanthraxoid t1_jadjtz6 wrote
And the cat, they're Bes Fwens!
Danx94 t1_jadnd5u wrote
Clearly it wasn't edgy enough to cut the rope
Aldrakev t1_jae0q1t wrote
r/TwoSentenceHorror
wherethebicenroam t1_jae518w wrote
The punchline I’ve always heard was, “the leaf. The emo never touched the ground”
Jaque_LeCaque t1_jaeguzv wrote
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaei0bp wrote
I'm contemplating planting my lawn with emo grass - because it will cut itself.
Happy123boy t1_jaeogfg wrote
Oooh.....
uthini_mfowethu t1_jaew3n7 wrote
Yes, even though the kitten got frightened, clawed him so deep they had to amputate his left arm, he's all right now.
Edit: ^though
leon6663 t1_jaclmf2 wrote
Because he used a safety rope to climb the tree to help a kitten stuck at the top right? RIGHT?! IS HE ALRIGHT?