Recent comments in /f/Jokes

captainzanypants t1_jefelam wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Because jokes aren’t filled with poop

myassislazy t1_jefec91 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM

Reply to My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage

My girlfriend divorced me because I have a French name and I can’t speak French

lokoston t1_jefdyry wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM

Reply to comment by Holala13 in What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13

Is in Greek. Look it up that way.

LogicalComa t1_jefdx4a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

I think this one would also be good with "Why are gay people not good at poker?" >Because they can't keep a straight face.

[deleted] t1_jefduva wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to comment by Holala13 in What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13

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jcpmojo t1_jefdmwp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to comment by anonamouse78 in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]

And a traitorous, piece of shit dumpster fire, apparently.

Holala13 OP t1_jefdcws wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13

I couldn’t find it by using the reddit search bar unlike my joke about gay people

terdfergesson t1_jefdbah wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13

Sad trombone

jonfitt t1_jefdazu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27

Ah, good old #436

[deleted] t1_jefd2ww wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13

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Core1989 t1_jefd27n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots

Poor fella, many a man has been beguiled by the slutty penguins.

Hwarrior12 OP t1_jefd0vp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to comment by FatSolubleDiarrhea in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Ok I definitely didn't know about that. Kind of creepy when you think about it lol.

dadarkgtprince t1_jefczju wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots

That escalated quickly

[deleted] t1_jefcpvg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27

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Cheyde t1_jefc6dw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM

Reply to I've been sober from math for three weeks. by ChaoShadow87

Give it some time and you’ll feel exponentially better.

FatSolubleDiarrhea t1_jefc5a3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM

Reply to comment by SoftGreasyTurd in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Yes and at same time your nail beds. So both at same time. Attend any funeral wake and ask morticians if they have to shave the deceased male’s face and they will say “yes”

Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefbywy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

LMAO

BloodyDiarrheaSoup t1_jefbu7s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Reply to comment by SoftGreasyTurd in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

I agree.

LazyiestCat t1_jefbthi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Reply to comment by phadrus56 in My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage

Really? Very classy

SoftGreasyTurd t1_jefbrte wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12

Actually it’s your hair follicles.

CFCYYZ t1_jefboma wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan

Look, I am reluctant to correct you, but you have hemorrhoids, not asteroids.
And you want to see a proctologist, not an astronaut.

Viking_Hippie t1_jefbmvr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Reply to comment by Necessary_Editor5981 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens

Huh?

GuzziR1d3r t1_jefbccm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:24 PM

Reply to comment by Spike-Ball in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato.

annienette1964 t1_jefb6c6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27

I like it 😂

FunAuntieEm t1_jefb1fw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to I've been sober from math for three weeks. by ChaoShadow87

You saw the sine.