Recent comments in /f/Jokes
pcbeard t1_jefiqz3 wrote
Reply to comment by ajay_negi in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Nothing, actually. ‘‘Twas merely a joke.
Assassin1065 t1_jefiqkx wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
Oh please, the roles were reversed back in the 1700s
Skyelyn-J-Rose t1_jefigj2 wrote
Reply to comment by GuzziR1d3r in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
That is a damn good sandwich
Mindless_Button_9378 t1_jefi5a4 wrote
Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni
Crowhibition.
Antique_Direction255 t1_jefhxzs wrote
Decisive action
bunniesandberries t1_jefhnqn wrote
Reply to Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
Because they can't take a joke
cowboycosmic OP t1_jefhftr wrote
Reply to comment by Bapples097 in The PI awakens to a creaking door... by cowboycosmic
No worries I'm American, we can read it just fine 😃
Fanttastic-Try t1_jefhdna wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Your pupils - they DIE LATE
lemoinem t1_jefhdd9 wrote
Reply to comment by Evening-Tomatillo-47 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Which makes it tri-sexual (homo, hetero, and try, see, tri)
SarcastaRandy t1_jefh03z wrote
Reply to comment by Vividlyheave77 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Eye don't get it
IAmEggsOk t1_jefgmrp wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Tap7296 in Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
But in Soviet Russia? Oh you bet WE do
Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefgkxh wrote
They keep a gay face
Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefgj2a wrote
They keep a gay face
madlyswatter313 t1_jefgi96 wrote
Reply to There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
I wish I had a fucking medal for how hard this made me laugh...
relpmeraggy t1_jefgbqv wrote
Reply to There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
Given the fact that less than 5% of all nuns are over the age of 80…. (Thinks a bit) …….. Yeah this checks out.
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puttinitinmutton t1_jeffxs4 wrote
This is the 2nd worst joke I've ever sin.
TheMadLurker17 t1_jeffxow wrote
Reply to comment by Thencerun88 in King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? by TimeVendor
That put a different angle on the joke.
oomnimercy t1_jeffpqm wrote
Reply to comment by liquid_profane in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Can confirm as well
Source: am pansexual
Bananahamm0ckbandit t1_jeffgua wrote
It can be a real problem.
Warboss_Squee t1_jeffgct wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Gator was pretty cold about it.
VeritosCogitos t1_jeff6zn wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
If the earth is flat isn’t it the day everywhere
mcallanman t1_jeff47p wrote
Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
Heard this years ago, starring the 7 dwarfs with the Pope. Dopey was the guilty party. Still pretty funny!
OtherBluesBrother t1_jeff3k7 wrote
If Trump could read he would be very upset with this joke.
TooShiftyForYou t1_jefj36m wrote
Reply to My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
My body suddenly jolted straight up during the prostate exam.
"Is everything OK?" I asked the Dr.
He said, "Yes, your prostate appears to be perfectly healthy."
He gave me two thumbs up.