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beesadventure t1_jefluri wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Bahahaha
Hellenicwebster25 t1_jeflqo4 wrote
Have a friggin upvote while I try to stop dry heaving.
Behold_the_Turnip t1_jeflpvv wrote
Which was nice to hear, but I'm not sure why my dentist knows.
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jeflinh wrote
Reply to comment by cantbenotrandom in There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
A play on the word wear..
cantbenotrandom t1_jefl906 wrote
Reply to comment by Dependent_Comfort_93 in There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
AeroAviation t1_jefl5nu wrote
key word is HAD
boranovski t1_jefkzut wrote
that's disgusting
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Assassin1065 t1_jefkala wrote
Reply to comment by DrDogMann in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
Well that depends. Back then it was an even more unforgiving wilderness. Not to mention the fact that the only "propper" way of dealing with the spiders there would be with a flame thrower or sawed off shotgun.
cleverlyReface t1_jefkad6 wrote
My great grandmother loved to tell this joke until she died.. Have not heard it in 7 years. Thank you
TheJpow OP t1_jefk8jm wrote
Reply to comment by iShitSkittles in Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
Lmao
uthini_mfowethu t1_jefk5ak wrote
Reply to comment by Skyelyn-J-Rose in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
So is a regular LGBT sandwich... According to the latest PH survey.
DrDogMann t1_jefjztc wrote
Reply to comment by Assassin1065 in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
That was what I was alluding to. Brits sent all their rabbit poaching, bread stealing "criminals" to exile in Australia. Not a bad place to end up!
Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefjxx0 wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Never let them know your next move
According-End-60 t1_jefjx49 wrote
iShitSkittles t1_jefjw1i wrote
Reply to Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
Told my doc about my compulsive habit of shop lifting, he diagnosed me as a kleptomaniac and told me I'm gonna have to take something for it.
AlexBucks93 t1_jefjt60 wrote
Factual
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Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jefjopr wrote
Reply to There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
Two nuns in a bath, one says
“Where’s the soap”
The other says
“It certainly does..”
*edit to explain the joke, it’s a play on the word wear. What might a nun be doing with the soap to wear it out?..
emo_hooman t1_jefjciq wrote
Reply to comment by Tammaspoes in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Dilate die late
spiked_macaroon t1_jefjch0 wrote
Reply to comment by anonamouse78 in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
Especially a guilty one
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Reply to There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
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DezzyLad t1_jefj9r4 wrote
I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it.
Interesting_Reply584 t1_jefj97m wrote
Reply to comment by RevealSpare8167 in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Isn't he being indicted for his deal with Stormy Daniels? It wasn't really a secret being held back.
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Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni
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