Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Ewetootwo t1_jefpmux wrote
Reply to comment by audioinside in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
That’s because you haven’t scratched the surface and aren’t focused enough. I retina my right to further insights.
Ewetootwo t1_jefp752 wrote
Reply to comment by akodo1 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Ohm don’t know.
bigtimefailure_ t1_jefp4q5 wrote
Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
I chuckled,, thank you
Ewetootwo t1_jefovur wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Because we need to be eye lashed.
Morpho_Plasmatic t1_jefopj5 wrote
Because they are gay
HighFlyingCrocodile t1_jefolzf wrote
Reply to comment by Key-Ideal-9121 in Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
Nah some weird Mayan names
AverageOccidental t1_jefohdx wrote
Ngl I thought the punchline was gonna be something really bad like “‘Cause they’re good at it”
H3lw3rd t1_jefocz3 wrote
Reply to comment by Core1989 in A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
Could’ve been worse, could‘ve been the busdriver…
TheDeStRoYeR_373 t1_jefocm3 wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Haha lmao. Did not expect that to go that way
Key-Ideal-9121 t1_jefo8m9 wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
Are the names of the two thieves Gregory and Julian?
mindlesschuck15 t1_jefo58u wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
That joke is week
Ishidan01 t1_jefnv7b wrote
Reply to comment by RealTheDonaldTrump in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
The real trick is to be declared incompetent to be held responsible for past actions in a court of law and simultaneously be declared as the most competent person to be the future leader of the free world in the halls of Congress.
lamb2cosmicslaughter t1_jefnsfb wrote
Reply to comment by jcpmojo in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
You forgot to mention the epitome the moral standard of the republican party
soundisloud t1_jefnmde wrote
Reply to I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
Ok but I have heard this joke about 20 times today, please make it stop
mississauga145 t1_jefne51 wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
for $50?
That won't even cover the cost of the Tequila.
Inflation, not deflation,
[deleted] t1_jefncxp wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
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phaedravarix t1_jefn31z wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
What a classic, lmao.
thechampaignlife t1_jefms8h wrote
Reply to comment by Hwarrior12 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Or the bacteria in your intestines.
1982MJG t1_jefmqce wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
The first time I smoked cannabis, I told my friends I couldn’t go home because my “eyes were pupilated”.
We still laugh at that 20 some years later.
Ytrog t1_jefmg32 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Whatever organ that was donated 🤔
DependentDrag1130 t1_jefm9zi wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Too funny!
ToriChanUwU t1_jefm4sp wrote
Reply to I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
Me too buddy
VeritosCogitos t1_jefm1il wrote
Reply to comment by Dependent_Comfort_93 in There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho
You lost me on this one
IAmEggsOk OP t1_jefm0ok wrote
Reply to comment by boranovski in So two men walk into a bar at the top of a 5 floor building by IAmEggsOk
You’re disgusting
/s
dirtybird971 t1_jefpu4s wrote
Reply to Before there were crowbars by Beefabuckaroni
it's true. We did.