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[deleted] t1_jefvyap wrote
Reply to comment by sarcasticpremed in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
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phadrus56 t1_jefvrn8 wrote
Reply to comment by LazyiestCat in My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French. by Frites_Sauce_Fromage
Yep.
VeritosCogitos t1_jefvozv wrote
Reply to comment by Hattix in Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Waa waaa
[deleted] t1_jefvnur wrote
Reply to I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
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Explains_Wrong t1_jefvktn wrote
Reply to comment by jmclaugmi in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
3 inches of fun!
Waitsfornoone t1_jefvkod wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Apparently, jokes on OP.
Big-End-9824 t1_jefvk6g wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
I went to the supermarket for my lunch and got a sandwich and a packet of crisps. The young girl at the checkout said:”would you like to go for a drink”? I was so shocked I said: “young lady I’m old enough to be your father “. She said: “the drink is part of the meal deal”.
Dottsterisk t1_jefvikk wrote
Reply to Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Should probably be:
> Why do exorcists make good alcoholics?
> Because they can handle their spirits.
Nikki_Blonde t1_jefvasr wrote
My doctor clicked several photos of my breasts.
Turns out .. both my lungs were healthy afterall.
sarcasticpremed OP t1_jefvaku wrote
Reply to comment by Punkeewalla in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Hard truths are simply hard to swallow. That’s why your mother couldn’t swallow you when she was told having a child runs the risk of the child being an absolute moron.
Hattix t1_jefv8l9 wrote
Reply to comment by Bumbleclat in Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Then exorcists can't be alcoholics and the joke falls flat
sartori_tangier t1_jefv8ij wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
I hear their days are numbered.
Interesting-Lake7032 t1_jefv5h1 wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
I heard two women committed the robbery; May and June.
-i_like_trees- t1_jefv4yo wrote
Reply to A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
this joke has been reposted so many times
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There should be a ban on reposts tbh
jmclaugmi t1_jefv4u3 wrote
Reply to comment by soundisloud in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
good for up to 34 times!
Ragoune t1_jefv4g9 wrote
Reply to Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
r/antijokes
Werewolfneedstherapy t1_jefv0ti wrote
Reply to comment by GuzziR1d3r in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
I’m a tomato now
Hidi2 t1_jefuti2 wrote
Reply to comment by Spike-Ball in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Its lesbian,gay,bi,trans
Interesting-Lake7032 t1_jefuqpl wrote
It sums up your life really. No wonder your family is divided. The amount of times you've put them through this.
meeyeam t1_jefunmf wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
It's pretty cruel, since the pupil was supposed to dial 911 in an emergency, but instead it decided to dial eight.
turtleeatingbrick t1_jefum4p wrote
I thought about making a gay joke, butt fuck it.
MrMrudog t1_jefukwe wrote
Reply to comment by coastalJuncture in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
Awesome reply!!! Ya beat me to it!!!
Cowboy_Reaper t1_jefuj0x wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Do the blood vessels, pupils, sphincters and cervix compete to see who dies latest?
usefullycruise42 t1_jefuaq5 wrote
Reply to Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Too soon :(
ztreHdrahciR t1_jefw08u wrote
Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
No! It's just some ice cream!