Pretty much the beauty of Reddit.

My doctor couldn’t figure out what was wrong with my prostate. He couldn’t quite put finger on it.

Aren't you the punk that insulted my mother? Shut your cckscker, sock wad. Perfect name for you.

This should be in r/angryupvotes 😂

She masturbated and that’s how we got the flood…

Ah yes. Promoting violence. Good job representing why conservatives have much room for improvement.

I was looking for....Ewe-sane bolt

No, he is being indicted for misusing business funds and other finance violations (including a claim that the money to reimburse Cohen for the deal with Daniels was "legal fees" to Cohen, rather than stating that it was for payment to Daniels). There is also a question about the money possibly coming from his campaign funds, which would be a further violation.

If Trump were to have cut a personal check from his own finances to Daniels, then I do not think anyone could call that illegal. It is the source of the funds and how they were transferred that is the problem (from what I understand), along with any coverup.

I might be missing something (especially with "more than 30 counts"), but that is my understanding.

They can count the days away

Don't worry too much, it's a low-brow joke.

What's the original joke then?

I feel like “each” is funnier than “both”.

Punchline makes no sense. Is it a roll/role pun?

Honestly even without drinking, I don't recommend deriving kids.

Because they're too busy sucking cock?

Mee too, but I am in very good shape 😎

Hear about the proctologist that had no friends, everyone he knew was an asshole.

But was he cool when you helped your Uncle Jack off a horse and mad when you helped your uncle jack off a horse?

It's "I surrender"...

After my prostate exam, my doctor had a grim face. Suddenly he stood up and left, almost running. Soon after, the nurse comes in, and utters the words that every man fears most in such a situation: "Who was that guy?"

A lot of women seem to be having Karen moments.

What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam?

Two hands on your shoulders.

Jeez, I know he’s fat but calling him a ham sandwich is rude, the guy was president after all! I mean he lost the popular vote both times but ya know… democracy and such…

go to drunk you're bed

I always heard this joke ending with the second dude dying and the bartender delivering the punchline: “You’re an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”