Recent comments in /f/Jokes
faangu t1_jeg3csr wrote
Reply to I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
That's not fun at all
E420CDI t1_jeg3bfr wrote
Reply to comment by Kimi_Arthur in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
How do eye operate the periscope?
c0dyw0dy27 t1_jeg39p3 wrote
Reply to comment by Morpho_Plasmatic in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
How does this make sense?
the_kirbsterrr t1_jeg392j wrote
At least he doesn't have dementia
juicyart t1_jeg373f wrote
schrodinger's girlfriend
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jeg344r wrote
Reply to comment by Punkeewalla in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
And you're the punk being insulted by a mom joke? Wtf is a sock wad?
smoothoperator-37 t1_jeg33rb wrote
Reply to comment by sherriffflood in Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
If you can do the math, don't steal a calculator
E420CDI t1_jeg32mv wrote
Reply to comment by IAmEggsOk in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Arrrrrrr, me hearty!!!
r/Pirates
apd543 t1_jeg30dc wrote
Reply to comment by thechampaignlife in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
If I stay at a friends house I don’t become the house (jus saying but good try).
E420CDI t1_jeg2wjy wrote
Reply to comment by SarcastaRandy in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Oh no deer
sarcasticpremed OP t1_jeg2wgb wrote
Reply to comment by Punkeewalla in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
No. I insulted you. Your reading comprehension is about the level I expect from a conservative. Rather than try to come up with a clever roast of your own, you say I should get shot; your intelligence is actually worse than I expect from a conservative.
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jeg2w4v wrote
Reply to comment by Interesting_Reply584 in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Isn't he a rapper?
Halo_3_Is_Awesome t1_jeg2pzx wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
It's still March 31st over here
apd543 t1_jeg2k33 wrote
Reply to comment by FatSolubleDiarrhea in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Well actually I’m sure they say it’s because of all the water being lost and the body actually shrinking or something so it isn’t still growing (what would feed it the nutrients and everything required for growth?).
sherriffflood t1_jeg1zab wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
If you can’t do the time, don’t steal a calendar
No_Vast_7364 t1_jeg1y8z wrote
Reply to comment by Virtual-Doubt748 in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Its your opinion if they are funny they do make sense execpt the iris what you did there
RubbishForcedProfile t1_jeg1wml wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Jellyfish_1053 in What do you call a really fast sheep? by Old-Refrigerator340
Stallone's sheep
Fickle-Passenger-151 t1_jeg1sk3 wrote
As a straight male, I laughed. very hard.
DerRaumdenker t1_jeg1ey2 wrote
I went to the doctor for an examination
"I think you should stop masturbating"
"Why doc?"
"Because I'm trying to examine you"
cherryhilljawnz t1_jeg19pq wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
Same. I'm not dad but I tell dad jokes all day...I guess it makes me a
Faux pa
apd543 t1_jeg125a wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I dunno humorous!.
Ok_Profession_1020 t1_jeg11dy wrote
Reply to comment by Evening-Tomatillo-47 in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
r/angryupvote
mattisnerdy t1_jeg0q9v wrote
Reply to A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
I heard a sick penguin
LazyiestCat t1_jeg0lii wrote
Reply to Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Well alcoholics dont hold their spirits they imbide them no?
Punkeewalla t1_jeg3exb wrote
Reply to comment by sarcasticpremed in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Promoting violence? Shot on a rock refers to ejaculating on a stone. About the level of comprehension I would expect from Sock Wad.