Recent comments in /f/Jokes
joonbug678 t1_jeg6xs9 wrote
He He He
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Awizardsviewpoint44 t1_jeg67r7 wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Oh I see what you did.
trippleBob t1_jeg65c2 wrote
Haha oh gosh. That tickled me
Imaginary-Pride-8158 t1_jeg5xms wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I was going to say that I know my soul goes first. I’m married and have kids.
Ethanreink t1_jeg5qc0 wrote
Reply to I like to tell dad jokes by DoctorBlazes
You thought it would be a dad joke but it wasn't a dad joke.. which made it a dad joke?
GU2CU t1_jeg5j4u wrote
The cell mate turned to his cell mate with that look. I’m ready for you come over here. They begin to move closer to each other. And the one cell mate begins to take control of the situation. Turns his partner around and is now behind him. He begins to kiss and nip at his ear behind him. The other cells stays. Stop that. No fucking gay shit!
Yellowed_Console_45 t1_jeg5iuw wrote
I approve of this joke
pog890 t1_jeg5g0y wrote
I went for a prostate exam it went well right up to the moment I heard the doctor whispering “Could you hold my thumbs please?”
TwinkyOctopus t1_jeg59x7 wrote
Reply to comment by H3lw3rd in A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
alas, I need someone to explain this
ES_FTrader t1_jeg59u4 wrote
Reply to I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.
I'm calling it OK Stupid.
Major_Magazine8597 t1_jeg58j3 wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Assholes!
fuqdisshite t1_jeg4q2p wrote
Reply to comment by is-it-a-snozberry in I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
'average' IQ is 100
healthy resting heart rate is 60bpm
Vishwasm123 t1_jeg4ma8 wrote
Doctor told me to Stop mastrubating.
He wants to examine me.
[deleted] t1_jeg46nl wrote
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E420CDI t1_jeg40d4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ytrog in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Pulled out all the stops there
Ewetootwo t1_jeg3yjn wrote
Reply to comment by E420CDI in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
I don’t know by Harried Potter told me the guy they fried was named Voltimeter.
ziksy9 t1_jeg3nag wrote
Now I have a bad case of ADD.
E420CDI t1_jeg3mbs wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Watt?
jaek2_0 t1_jeg3kw0 wrote
Reply to comment by H3lw3rd in A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
Perfect comment.
E420CDI t1_jeg3fs1 wrote
Reply to comment by SpeedBartPL in When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
King Charles III has entered the chat
CryptographerThin815 t1_jeg3fek wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Time to put up the April Fool tree
SterlingToguy t1_jeg3fcy wrote
You’re clearly missing seeing the funny gays like Steve de gay
Minimum-Head-6593 t1_jeg3f8a wrote
Reply to comment by ShortfallofAardvark in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
The problem was right under his nose
magicDos t1_jeg75qq wrote
Reply to When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? by malumfectum
Man, this joke really turns Neon.;)