My dentist joke that my wife and I both have a gag reflex. It took me awhile to remember that we don't have the same dentist.

Is that why prospective male teachers are not encouraged to develop good grooming habits?

The worst part of my exam was when I realized he had both hands on my shoulders.

he fucked a pengweng?

Or delayed congratifications depending.

it is what it is.

100 IQ is literally a baseline average. you can always read and learn and gather knowledge... it may not 'raise' your IQ but you can be a better person for it.

and you definitely have control over your heart rate. i just had emergency open heart surgery and now am on a drug will regulate my heart rate until i die. my situation is a mutation and hopefully only in my body, but your situation can probably be made better, even if just by a bit.

try and get out for a walk every day. doesn't have to be much. my wife and i walk about a half a mile a day and it always feels good.

I prefer January Jones

I don't know how joke goes exactly but a guy and a nun are in a bus. Guy likes how nun looks so he asks Busdriver how he get to know her. Busdriver says that she goes to graveyard every night and he could have his chance then. The guy comes late at night to graveyard and sees nun praying for the deceased. Somehow they end up having sex without guy confirming it's the nun. After the deed, nun reveals herself to be gay Busdriver.

I woulnt take that shit

I like the way you think ahead.

More like square them up

Like can't keep a straight face... Because they aren't straight!

Last I checked this isn't even a joke.

Worst. Dentist. Ever.

Well yes... but also no

Somehow men became more stupid than before. The least thing you can do ask yourself why did she do that why r you asking us

I heard there was evidence that proves his innocence that the DA totally overlooked. Even a statement from the porn star that said it never happened. The sexual encounter or the hush money she said never happened .

Well... f*ck, then. My resting heartrate is around 100 if not more. Never had it measured, but I'm guessing my IQ is about average, so this probably isn't even a joke in my case... :-/

I recently got in touch with my inner self.

I’m never buying cheap toilet paper again.

That bus driver… was Albert Einstein.

Lol, stay safe brother

Life is short. Ya blink and it's over.

As always, the best joke is in the comments. 🤣

He also had everyone who did laugh beheaded last time.

They all argon now.

Happy new year. Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulations.