A guy came home from the doctors and told his wife that he was diagnosed with an enlarged prostate gland. He told her that the good news is that the doctor can treat without surgery by giving him a weekly prostate massage. His wife asked how much is that going to cost? The guy said $50. She said maybe I can give it to you so we can save the $200 a month, tell me how he does it. The husband said that’s a great idea. First I drop my pants, then I lean over the table, then he stands behind me, then he puts his right hand on my right shoulder and then he puts his left hand on my left shoulder, Hey! Wait a minute!

They still have to work that year

Could you share some contacts?

They got some days off for good behavior.

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My doctor told me my prostate was healthy, I said that's great but I came here for a teeth cleaning.

That’s nice. Bet it made your hole weak.

Why was I so loose with my sanctioning power when I had none? Ill see myself to prison

I have to stop you there buddy. You can't just go around declaring joke of the day and think nobody will stop you

If your farts don’t make others laugh then what is even the point of having a anus?

Alright I declare this joke of the day

There is nobody stopping you from doing that

Same. Fine joke, not sure why it was mangled so badly here.

Eye carumba

Sir, this is an /r/Jokes

No pun; they meant to say "role". Last time I heard the joke, after the 2nd man splats onto the pavement, the bar man says to the 1st man: "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk"

This was so stupid, but I still laughed xD take my upvote

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Embrace it

That's what you get for seeing a proctologist named Phil McCracken

Well done, bravo.

¡Ay Deus mio!

Good “yes, and”

The person with the gross name is correct. The hair and nails do continue to grow due to the cells still being very much actively alive.