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drwebb t1_jegznk1 wrote
Reply to As you get older three things happen..... by Agile_Dog
You forgot: the punchline on this one.
[deleted] t1_jegz5vh wrote
Reply to comment by Hattix in Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
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Acoustic_blues60 t1_jegysti wrote
Reply to Why are all exorcists alcoholics? by JageST3R
Employment interview:
"Do you have problems with alcohol?"
"No, I can down a whole case of beer without barfing."
ElfLord01 t1_jegymiy wrote
Reply to comment by joonbug678 in When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? by malumfectum
Helium^3 ?
DeerEnvironmental869 t1_jegxptt wrote
Uyy
cerokurn13 t1_jegxl79 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Contribution9305 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004
Last I checked you shoot everyone lol
ztreHdrahciR t1_jegxkng wrote
This is really good
Chance-Sun-9103 t1_jegxg3q wrote
Did I just count the weeks? Relapse.
RearEchelon t1_jegwq95 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
Mi scusi
ConflagWex t1_jegvuu6 wrote
Reply to comment by CronozDK in I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
Resting heart rate should be 60-100, there's a pretty wide range. Lower is better (to a point), but you can be near 100 and still be okay.
D_Trickster t1_jegvrjx wrote
Reply to comment by masterofmeatballs in What do you call a sad cup of coffee? by jflipside
How long did it take you to master the meat balls?
tralaraximpum t1_jegvb9b wrote
Reply to comment by terdfergesson in What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common? by Holala13
I was expecting something about seamen. Upvoted the Sad trombone instead.
Glorx t1_jeguvh6 wrote
Reply to comment by TheMadLurker17 in King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? by TimeVendor
There's no cutting corners with that guy.
BrandX3k t1_jegumt0 wrote
Reply to comment by chippstero1 in My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate. by 1963Jan
So it was Wi-lie?
postalkamil t1_jegudrg wrote
Reply to comment by fuqdisshite in I'm so dumb and out of shape by ScientistNathan
I walk used to walk few kilometers a day but only after my medication "for stress" and taking a break from meaningless job by heart rate is rather normal for my age.
Stress is a silent but effective killer.
BTW it is possible that I'm prone to some other nasty shits due to my genes.
TaliesinMerlin t1_jegu9bk wrote
It was silent but deadly.
Russc70 t1_jegu15r wrote
I surrendered then ate some cheese.
AnonymousPlonker22 t1_jegtxqw wrote
Reply to Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
Has someone just started Neon White?
mac2914 t1_jegtxpj wrote
Their delivery is tough to swallow.
just_nobodys_opinion t1_jegtvbp wrote
Reply to comment by Mario1md in Two guys stole a calendar by Deechon
A calendar joke makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
unpaid_overtime t1_jegtrg7 wrote
Reply to comment by Core1989 in A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots
He shoulda known when she asked him to pay in shiny pebbles.
hiik994 t1_jegtog4 wrote
That was deep.
Beowulf1896 t1_jegtlcw wrote
Reply to comment by originaldaveo83 in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
Covfefe
thesystem21 t1_jegsz3m wrote
Nobody laughs at my farts either. I guess we have tootankhamun
Hardyminardi t1_jegzxka wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
Not in a school shooting they don't.