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charliesk9unit t1_jd6ksgw wrote

And this is the time you ask if the workers would allow you to put a fake skeleton inside the wall.

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Conscryptor t1_jd6nwg3 wrote

Or $600,000 in embezzled church funds, your choice.

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Origonn t1_jd79k7l wrote

Sure, I'll put this $300,000 in the wall for you.

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adamsjdavid t1_jd7r93k wrote

Is the $150,000 expected to be in large bills or assorted?

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aredm02 t1_jd7brcm wrote

Kinda crazy how nothing ever came from this and the guy is still famous and still making millions!

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Karest27 t1_jd7w35n wrote

"Financial experts don't want you to know this one simple trick!"

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AngelThrones4sale t1_jddjm8d wrote

Reading that article absolutely blows my mind. To summarize:

Article: "Money was reported stolen. Years later, the money was found in house belonging to person X. Good Samaritan turns in money and gets a reward, what a feel good story. The end."

Me, reading: "Oh, cool. So... I guess police are gonna investigate why person X had money hidden in his -..."

Article: "I Said THE END".

ok...

These psycho church lunatics have such a hold on society, not only are police afraid to investigate an obvious crime, the media is afraid to even mention the possibility of even thinking about an investigation being at all a possibility. Like, not even on the radar. Wowzers....

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snoosh00 t1_jd8azv3 wrote

Also, give the workers beer or food, I'm sure that will help with the small details and finishing

(I wouldn't know, I don't own a home, but it's probably good advice)

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mrssymes t1_jd9vqu7 wrote

In 1999, my husband was able to go into our new construction and install CAT5 for the whole place. It would’ve cost us like $18,000 at the time to get it done but he knew what he was doing. He got permi$$ion from the contractor and brought two cases of beer for the workers the day he did it. Two days later they call them back and said “hey we accidentally cut one of your wires. Come fix it before we put up the sheet rock.” I guarantee you the beer is why they paid attention to those wires and saved us from trying to figure out what the hell had gone wrong.

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InsaneBrew t1_jd81z5z wrote

Incorrectly wired first outlet and likely easily fixed. Call in an electrician and they’ll fix it pretty quick.

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SatanLifeProTips t1_jd8pqwq wrote

I’m still hunting for one of those fake dragon skeletons to bury under my porch. For future buyers….

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