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HollowofHaze t1_jd8txv0 wrote

"Did you bring protection?"

*opens trench coat to reveal dozens of condom varieties hanging from the lining* "See anything you like?"

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SimplyNRG t1_jd8x6ug wrote

Pull it out your boot and recite the lines from "Pretty Woman" 😂

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