Submitted by oquechingados t3_yz2l5n in LifeProTips
SnooDrawings1480 t1_iwxu9bb wrote
Reply to comment by reddituser7542 in LPT Request: Best way to deal with door to door sales people or stop them all together by oquechingados
Might work on salesmen, but i tend to get missionaries and local church people more than salesmen and it might have an opposite effect
Various_Succotash_79 t1_iwxvxj7 wrote
Tell them about the dark lord Baphomet or something like that.
[deleted] t1_iwylhgp wrote
Have you met our lord and savior, Greg Glassman? Wanna do some burpees together?
reddituser7542 t1_iwyoi78 wrote
Hahaha, not sure if the opposite would work...when they knock, try selling them membership of a club where they need to bring more members and make money.
Walauyavishum t1_iwz0lxi wrote
Open and tell them you're atheist or Jewish or whatever they're not.
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