Turgid is an interesting adjective for a hockey game.

Turgid is a perfectly copecetic word.

I don't think you know what turgid means.

Haha! From Urban Dictionary: turgidity - the consistency and form of a turd

And what is your opinion of the Mariners game?

It’s AA hockey. Have a beer, relax, and take in a game. Not everyone has to pain their face and scream for a few hours

Seems like that should be turditity or turdeousness! I’ve always thought of turgid as like a romance novel pants-bulge descriptor.

😂 after the comments I checked urban dictionary and am amazed to find out turgid refers to having a boner! Learning every day

Fair Memba, there was an epic fight a second ago, I do t think the hockey boys are slacking just the overall arena experience is terrible

It’s the goon league

This time of year I’ve found that to be true. College breaks get rowdier and later in season

Maybe they should hire you to revamp their ‘fan experience’ strategy! I bet you have a lot of ideas. Go on, we’re listening.

Maybe get the Hanson bothers on the team. Time to put on the foil.

You’re not wrong. Season ticket holders have mentioned how this season’s game night presentations have been awful and downright embarrassing. And that MC Lizzie needs to go. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. It’s been much better in their couple years.

Haha I’m employed fulltime already mate but I could probably do a better job on the spot

I haven’t been to a lot of games but the 3-4 I’ve been to the last couple seasons were a great time?

My family enjoyed it. I noticed there was less music to amp up the crowd, and the crowd was thinner than it was at the game we went to last spring.

I've always felt like a sea dogs game is a bargain and a mariners game is a rip off

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Pays $12 to go to an ECHL hockey game

Expects to see prime Mario Lemieux vs Wayne Gretzky and at least 3 bench clearing brawls