Submitted by JayhawkInMaine t3_10qr034 in Maine
AssumptionLivid6879 t1_j6rv4ix wrote
Geeze imagine if Bangor and Portland said “Sorry you can’t be homeless, unless you were a resident before you went homeless.”
Why gatekeep warming shelters?
JayhawkInMaine OP t1_j6rwqtr wrote
Doesn’t make sense to me either.
AssumptionLivid6879 t1_j6rwxko wrote
I know if the Lincoln PD found someone homeless downtown they would spend the 2 hours of Lincoln taxpayer money to drop them off on Kenduskeag Ave in Bangor.
inpantspro t1_j6s36k6 wrote
How will they know if someone doesn't have ID on them?
daeedorian t1_j6scdso wrote
"Sorry, sir. We checked tax maps, and your house is just over the border in Lee. You and your children are free to huddle on the stoop outside, though."
AssumptionLivid6879 t1_j6siasc wrote
“Breathe in the boiler’s exhaust for heat before it freezes, you tax evading Lee-tard”
-Lincoln PD, probably
lulu-bell t1_j6v5reh wrote
Oh my gosh this is hilarious. I lived in Lincoln my entire life and why have I never thought to call someone a Lee-tard???
DidDunMegasploded t1_j6sa2ct wrote
How do they even check to see if you're a resident? Are they scanning ID's and driver's licenses at the door or something? And if so, what if you don't have either one? Do you get given a "fuck you lawl bye bitch" and cruelly turned away?
Clameleon t1_j6ttr5s wrote
> Do you get given a "fuck you lawl bye bitch" and cruelly turned away?
Say it isn't so. Say the town that proudly has "FUCK BIDEN" flags flying on the main drag all summer long isn't well put together. Tell me the insecurities of the little men in that town aren't going to cause them to be uncouth to yet another person.
The long-smelled stench of Lincoln was never that of a mill; it was the soul of the town itself.
lulu-bell t1_j6v5um1 wrote
Pure poetry
EasternMaine t1_j6sv0ei wrote
Lincoln has lots of old people and i'm sure had to put restrictions to insure there is even enough capacity to house all residents that might need it.
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