And my friends wonder why I don’t wanna pay $850 to sit in the nosebleeds, pay $14 per beer, and then pay $50 for a crappy t-shirt that will get destroyed with a single warm water wash. Concerts aren’t fun anymore. They just make you feel obliged to have fun.

“Shit, I spent 2 weeks worth of paychecks on this. I gotta force myself to have fun so that it’s worth it.”