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Manaze85 t1_ix9l6et wrote

This man will never not be Bullet Tooth Tony to me.

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maciver6969 t1_ix9lcu1 wrote

Does he still have the record for fastest penalty? Like 3 seconds in lmao

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gotele t1_ix9xn15 wrote

I don't think he's enjoying that.

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ipsdirtleg t1_ixa27au wrote

You been using dog shit dog shit for toothpaste, Mullet?

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PaxNova t1_ixa4bwt wrote

Soccer players tend to overreact, but I think this one's genuine...

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GSV_No_Fixed_Abode t1_ixa4z0d wrote

If this was a regular man assaulting another regular man people would see him as a complete piece of shit.

Celebrity derangement syndrome has the power to turn peoples' innermost moral beliefs into dogshit.

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thrillcosbey t1_ixa7hek wrote

This is standard english greeting.

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stevedisme t1_ixa7vfi wrote

The good old reach around!

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Mhan00 t1_ixa9ncr wrote

That’s King Richard’s best friend/body guard/knight/usurper Gareth!

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The-artofstu t1_ixaenl0 wrote

Two men other side of you are you balls

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viomeb t1_ixafte0 wrote

Wait, is that Bullet Tooth Tony?

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TheMulattoMaker t1_ixaihdt wrote

Replying to Manaze85 (#605,425)

"The fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle Point Five Oh' written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...

...fuck off."

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FOURKINDSOFUGLY t1_ixak9fa wrote

Vinnie. The one guy Roy Keane wouldn’t say boo to. See the clip on YT.

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newX7 t1_ixal12v wrote

This isn’t cool. This is a guy sexually assaulting another.

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BRIKHOUS t1_ixas6v1 wrote

Bullet Tooth Tony is classic, but I liked him in gone in 60 seconds

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GSV_No_Fixed_Abode t1_ixaty54 wrote

Replying to S550Stang (#607,377)

He is now, which is precisely why people are ignoring this sexual assault.

We're in a thread where a conversation about assaults to men could be happening, and I've tried to start one, but the only response was you kind of shrugging it away.

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mjkjg2 t1_ixawhx8 wrote

“my giblets!”

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TheGru t1_ixb0n6f wrote

So they have to really role around like that lol

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Billabongbunyip23 t1_ixb0v5h wrote

So ya think ya ave a pair? I’ll be the judge of that sonny boy

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GoBombGo t1_ixb1i3n wrote

Thought there were hands on balls in soccer?

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nehpets99 t1_ixb2d4m wrote

If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.

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Kurtman68 t1_ixb52vh wrote

TIL Bullet Tooth Tony did other things too

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TheDamselfly t1_ixb6cts wrote

Replying to nehpets99 (#610,288)

I was unfamiliar with Vinnie Jones when I first saw Gone in 60 Seconds, and when he did this whole speech at the end, I was more surprised that he was British than the fact that he was talking 😅

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TheDamselfly t1_ixb73ik wrote

Everyone's talking about Snatch (to be fair, a truly terrific movie), but I can't believe we're all ignoring his stellar performance as a high school soccer coach in She's the Man.

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son_e_jim t1_ixb7ezf wrote

He was good in Mean Machine

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stormrockox t1_ixb8psa wrote

Stole all his teeth too. Isn't that worth a red card?

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[deleted] t1_ixb9mx8 wrote

You can’t use your hands to touch the ball

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Coachbelcher t1_ixbbp3j wrote

“Oi, he’s got me nuts ain’t he?”

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MissO56 t1_ixbc9lf wrote

that head is totally photoshopped on that body (right)... and not done well. 😒

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CymbalMind t1_ixbcdgk wrote

Footballer? Looks more like a Handballer to me

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Xenolithium t1_ixbcm6d wrote

Guess that explains why he can play a soccer hooligan so fucking well. He actually is one!!

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Magpar88 t1_ixbcram wrote

What I imagined would have happened if someone didn’t know the Manchester United theme song.

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maciver6969 t1_ixbdb92 wrote

Replying to LocalInactivist (#610,796)

Most contact sports have a "goon" position, their entire job is to make the other team afraid to fuck with them and mind fuck them during the games. Vinnie seemed to enjoy it a bit much but you never heard of him acting like that other than the field. The said his first conviction was bogus his neighbor stole from him, he confronted him then was accused of biting him and beating him, but medical experts said no such evidence - then he admitted the plane fight saying he did it, and witnesses said " The former Wimbledon player screamed obscenities at Stephen Driscoll after he asked him to stop pestering a woman on the flight"

Jones, 38, then slapped Mr Driscoll around the face and pushed his head into a window of the first class compartment of the Virgin Atlantic aircraft.

Seems well earned if he was not taking no for an answer...

People here act like he is an axe murderer lmao We cant put modern society's shit on things that happened in the 80-90's when they were acceptable behaviors especially when he only did the shit on the field.

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nice_Nisei t1_ixbe2hk wrote

Someone swap their faces, please.

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M4dBoOmr t1_ixbf0qk wrote

Why goes the other guy's face look "photoshopped"?

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moosehq t1_ixbg48e wrote

The man is a violent thug.

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John_Cena_27 t1_ixbh0bc wrote

He’s mad cause Carina broke his heart I love you smush

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RoinSM t1_ixbjur8 wrote

Just sing Morning Train and he’ll let go of your nuts

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mitten2787 t1_ixbnijk wrote

Replying to viomeb (#608,225)

Yep before he started acting he was notoriously one of the dirtiest players to ever grace the premiership. His life seemed like an endless stream of drunk driving scandals and debauchery until he started with the acting gig.

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newX7 t1_ixbp92v wrote

Replying to CAJ_2277 (#611,409)

Really? Imagine a guy grabbing a girls genitals and punching it really hard against her wishes. Would you still be saying that’s not sexual assault?

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SteelForce86 t1_ixbpiu5 wrote

That's nothing Maradona used to stick his finger in other players assholes. True story.

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JediASU t1_ixbpwh3 wrote

Is that the same player that got kicked in the nuts in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us video?

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CAJ_2277 t1_ixbsgv7 wrote

Replying to newX7 (#612,042)

Why would I imagine that? This is two guys, on a sports field, with one twisting the others nuts as dirty play being an asshole. It’s unsportsmanlike soccer, not sexual assault. Ffs.

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newX7 t1_ixbskdx wrote

Replying to CAJ_2277 (#612,232)

Because if the same action was done to a woman, you would be screaming sexual assault at the top of your longs. But apparently you’re one of those people that doesn’t believe that men can be victims of sexual assault.

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CAJ_2277 t1_ixbt7ck wrote

Replying to newX7 (#612,242)

I feel like you’re an MRA type looking for an internet fight. Your shrillness isn’t helping you.

> Because if the same action was done to a woman, you would be screaming sexual assault….

That’s literally an ‘And if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle’ moment.

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newX7 t1_ixby816 wrote

Replying to CAJ_2277 (#612,282)

And I feel like you’re one of those “men can’t be raped” guys. You’re attitude also isn’t helping.

And the moment you described doesn’t make it any less true.

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Pesimistic-Dogma t1_ixc1a19 wrote

“I love goofing around, and I love breaking people's balls. I do it off camera, as well as on camera.” - Vinnie Jones

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Calm-Drop-9221 t1_ixc4dlt wrote

The last decade when British Football was a mans game

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Midarenkov t1_ixc8nfm wrote

Wrong sport Vinnie, this isn't handball!

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underbite420 t1_ixcdu5v wrote

Podcast called “Crime in Sports” does a great episode on him. The episode is 196-“A Violence First Approach-The Hardness of Vinnie Jones”

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GEBeats t1_ixct7jj wrote

He was hurt and pleased at the same time, looking at his face

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UshikawaT t1_ixd11ru wrote

'ah c'mon ref - handball(s)!'

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GSV_No_Fixed_Abode t1_ixddtjm wrote

Replying to LocalInactivist (#610,796)

Yes, that is the point I'm making.

If he never made movies and was just another athlete sexually assaulting another athlete, people would be rightly criticizing him.

It's precisely because he went on to being a famous actor that people are quoting his cool quotes and handwaving away his sexual assault.

You do see the point I'm making, don't you?

I'm not shitting on sports. Sports are great. I'm shitting on celebrity derangement syndrome.

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GSV_No_Fixed_Abode t1_ixde5o1 wrote

Replying to Solid_Rice (#610,878)

I'm a normal person, no better than anyone else. If I sexually assaulted someone I'd be criticized.

Enough of us have decided that celebrities are better than us and should be able to sexually assault people, and I think that's idiotic.

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LocalInactivist t1_ixdgoki wrote

Replying to GSV_No_Fixed_Abode (#617,233)

Sexual assault? It qualifies by any reasonable definition of the term but hitting someone in the nuts seems more like regular assault. And for good or ill, a lot of stuff happens in sports that would be considered assault in any other context. If you chase someone down while hitting them with a stick it’s definitely assault, unless you’re playing lacrosse. Then it’s a legal move. Rugby is a riot over someone trying to steal a ball. And then there’s boxing.

No one is claiming that Vinnie Jones wasn’t a serious asshole on the field. He was a goon. That’s part of sports. It’s not a good part, but here we are.

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LincolnCassiusClay47 t1_ixdiafb wrote

“Pretty good. PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!!!!”

removes two bottle caps with his eye sockets

“AAAHHHHHH!!!!”

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newroz-daddy t1_ixdkyo0 wrote

Fucking Vinnie Jones crushing balls 🤣

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Algrim2001 t1_ixdq2hw wrote

The picture that defined the term “bag snatching”.

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Jmazoso t1_ixe0rl1 wrote

Football should legit give acting awards. There should also be a card fir ridiculousness.

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Substantial_Act3036 t1_ixe1rqe wrote

Magma cum Laude graduate of the Draymond Green School of Sportsmanship.

“When you can’t beat your opponent, cheat.”

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bobdvb t1_ixe1td6 wrote

I told my wife 'The guy on the left became an actor, and the guy on the right became a famous alcoholic.'

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mronion82 t1_ixe5249 wrote

Replying to newX7 (#619,809)

You brought intent into it.

You're not comparing like things. I'm a woman. If I were playing in a football match and another woman grabbed or twisted my vulva or breasts I would assume it was an aggressive move designed to put me off my game.

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newX7 t1_ixe5nhm wrote

Replying to mronion82 (#619,909)

Ok, if the intent was specifically aimed at a sexual organ or genital, or there was sexual intent in the mind of the perpetrator, then yeah, I would consider it sexual assault.

And if you were in that situation, I would also consider it sexual also. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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mronion82 t1_ixfh8lu wrote

Replying to newX7 (#624,630)

You don't see sny difference between hitting someone in the bollocks in anger and getting a sexual kick from it? They're two very different motives and I think it makes sense to treat them separately.

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