And thank God that our children know that our high and mighty god made the earth in seven days, and that teenage relationships are sooo very wrong (news flash: we all were idiots at that age. Stuff is gonna happen), but heavens forbid we tell them how to do it safely. What is this about evolution? Blasphemy!

Look, I'm a Catholic and pretty devout at that. But holy shit is this too far. A group is promoting their facist ideals under the guise of a book I sometimes look to for answers (which blatantly contradicts most of their points, btw), and somehow getting away with it. You want to know why test scores are shit? In half the south, the "big bang theory" might as well be a reference to a pornhub link. And that's been spreading. My second cousins didn't know the virus was fucking real until their parents sat them down for a while and had to explain some things about their teacher and the body count. Who's going after who?

No democrat I've ever heard of will force your kid to become gay, trans, or make them get an abortion. They just ask to be understanding of those people. Republicans, on the other hand?