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kshucker t1_iuu4731 wrote

I got summoned once for jury duty. I live 3 blocks from the courthouse and walked there. I made sure my travel pay for “driving” there was paid.

In hindsight, I should said I I took a bus but lost my ticket and made up an excuse for them to refund me paying for the bus because. Would have gotten paid more. Could have even said I road my bike that had an already flat tire but the flat occurred on the way in to get my flat fixed. I could go on with ways to fuck them out of their money.

Edit: anybody that gets upset with this doesn’t know how to fuck a system that is already fucking you.

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printer_go_brrr t1_iuvo8uu wrote

Using this logic: If you’re born into a family in poverty, it’s OK to steal. If you’re sexually abused as a child, it’s OK to sexually abuse.

You’re just a bad person.

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