I'm a Providence native, living in deep rural Kansas for the past 20 years. At some point this year, I'll be moving back to Rhody.

I've been following the ATV saga closely for the past few years...and I can say in all seriousness, when I am driving through the city and a bunch of these fools comes up on me trying to puff out their scrawny chests and behaving in a menacing way...if I think I can pull it off, I'll be mowing these fucktards down like the first day of the Macy's $99 bridal gown sale.

I have zero tolerance for shitheads like this, and zero fucks to give.

See you at the gates of hell, asshats.