chainsaws are a must have if you want to tame the suroundind lands

for instance many years ago the property i lived on would often flood wen it raind, back into the house

the land was backd up against a swampy woods, so one spring im sick of the situation, i go out into the swamp to find the drain plug, some way to drain the swamp away from my property...i locate the lay of the land through the forest to drain the swamp

so i get my chainsaw and go out to the swamp woods and blaze a trail for the swamp water to drain....i do this for like a mile through the swamp forest..all the while watching with satisfaction the swamp fallowing my trail i cut....hey todays st patties day the swamp water fled like st patties snakes ......and that did the trick......never again.......ever since there is no swamp water problem at my house thanx to that sweet sweet chainsaw action in the swamp forest