Niche_Humor t1_jcnrl9i wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:22 AM

I eat EVERYTHING with my mouth, and I bite the inside of it far more often than I bite the fork. You'd think that after half a century that I'd be better at eating...

Ubermassive t1_jcntwa4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:46 AM

Where the fuck else would you eat?

Niche_Humor t1_jcnu12f wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Intra anal retrogestion. Martha Stewart can give you a tutorial.

godawfulstench t1_jcpwtp4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Username checks out

Niche_Humor t1_jcnu5w4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:49 AM

And you meant "with what the fuck else would I eat" and you have a point. 😁