Submitted by they_callme_j t3_ygzs2f in Showerthoughts
Boatwhistle t1_iubclg3 wrote
It isn’t possible to swallow a sugar pill large enough to kill you. You wouldnt even be able to choke on it cause you wouldn’t be able to get the pill past your lips.
Void_vix t1_iubevno wrote
Nuh uh, I choke on lots of things that go past my lips!
Boatwhistle t1_iubezv0 wrote
Yeah and I said the sugar pill large enough to kill you via dosage would be too big to get past your lips. You couldn’t take that pill.
Void_vix t1_iubfksy wrote
Plot twist: the pill is tubular shaped
Boatwhistle t1_iubfyd4 wrote
Even if you manipulated that pill and had the ability to choke it down your stomach would be nearly beyond bursting and you would throw up the sugar... and that assuming you can fit it all in there to begin with.
Void_vix t1_iubhg46 wrote
injects myself with super insulin to process sugar at supersonic speeds
I will flavor sodas with my urine
Boatwhistle t1_iubi08u wrote
That would be dying from overdosing on multiple things, it wouldn’t be the sugar dosage on its own.
Also that would only allow your body to shove more sugar into the cells at a higher rate. It wouldn’t solve the space or digestion issues at all. Though you would be right that the shock could kill you if you really forced it.
Void_vix t1_iubuv9c wrote
I’m a new marvel hero: Soda Pops
_imNotSusYoureSus t1_iubyxn5 wrote
maybe its lots of pills. He only said dosage, I would consider 2 15mg pills to be a 30mg dose
blyatseeker t1_iudc0x6 wrote
If its dense enough it can form a black hole though. /s
Boatwhistle t1_iudex3p wrote
You wouldn’t be killed by sugar then.
sysnickm t1_iubvvjg wrote
You could take multiple smaller pills
Not_Artifical t1_iubxt8q wrote
Dosage can be more than one pill at a time. Example: “3 pills is the dosage for your uh… hold on…” says the doctor. The doctor looks down at her notes and looks for the medical condition. She tilts her head back up and looks the patient in the eyes. The doctor continues speaking “…for your epilepsy”.
Changed issue to condition
FizzingSlit t1_iuci67n wrote
I love the idea that if you need a higher dosage of a pill you just get a bigger pill.
kittenedgen t1_iucgtlu wrote
What if you're diabetic?🤔
polaretto-cosmico2 t1_iudn3lz wrote
A comically sized sugar pill
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