Submitted by Kul3yy t3_zwl93u in Showerthoughts
-here-to-help- t1_j1vciks wrote
This just perfectly sums up the paradoxical intricacies of the human experience.
pistcow t1_j1viyyf wrote
You've got to be tired in order to sleep!
traindriverbob t1_j1vo03i wrote
To fall asleep you have to pretend to sleep.
iK_550 t1_j1vvvaa wrote
Inorder to get a good night's sleep you have to be relaxed
LeSeanMcoy t1_j1w434y wrote
The idea of not getting a good nights sleep is stressful. Being stressed won’t let you get a good nights sleep.
Ok_Elk_4333 t1_j1w8xrr wrote
Well done fellow Redditor. There is literally a whole chapter in neuiroendocrinologist Sopalsky’s book on the health effects of stress about that
Initial_Woodpecker_2 t1_j1vy05e wrote
No you dont. You just have to hit your head or hold your breath.
porcelainvacation t1_j1w7z4f wrote
Rock yourself to sleep, and if that doesn’t work, find a bigger rock.
4FourTwenty20 t1_j1w9rc7 wrote
Why is that paradoxical?
haddock420 t1_j1wc4tz wrote
And why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Saetric t1_j1w3x4n wrote
You need gas in your car if you want to drive to get gas.
dustojnikhummer t1_j1weqql wrote
I can walk with a jerrycan though
Friendly_Bot_ t1_j1vubcc wrote
Most of it due to the flawed way our society is made.
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