Submitted by Thalesian t3_10itx3m in Showerthoughts
Yuugian t1_j5h5gkr wrote
It's time we expand our Zoe Saldana pallet. What can we do with an Orange or Red Zoe? What heights can we reach with Yellow?
Is the world ready for Purple Saldana?
drgmaster909 t1_j5hgajb wrote
> Orange Zoe
Damn if only they'd cast her in Cats it would've been a billion dollar movie.
averygronau t1_j5hived wrote
The Butthole Cut would have been the first Trillion Dollar Movie
StrayMoggie t1_j5hse55 wrote
'#releasethebuttholeedition
casualsubversive t1_j5hiwtt wrote
On the contrary! We must hone in on the shade producing the effect! It's time for a teal Zoe Saldana.
ayoblub t1_j5hgltg wrote
Star Trek.
thebryguy23 t1_j5hum7g wrote
That's Black Zoe...
DrabDonut t1_j5i2g1m wrote
Her roommate is green in that one, she’s just a standard human.
Additional-Rule-165 t1_j5ho1cg wrote
Orange Zoe as Star Fire
Rossum81 t1_j5ht0j4 wrote
Purple Zoe is sneaky. Red Zoe goes faster.
TheRealOneL t1_j5i1jmm wrote
Dakka Zoe needs moar dakka
The_quest_for_wisdom t1_j5i4j48 wrote
Her effect on box office returns only works because we all believe it works.
Jasole37 t1_j5hms9c wrote
Red Lantern Bleez
lanternkeeper t1_j5hr44g wrote
Soranik Natu
LesbianCommander t1_j5hrppm wrote
You need to complete it with Red. RGB compelles it.
Justredditin t1_j5i0bwm wrote
“You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"… Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.” - Mitch Hedberg
Unicorny_as_funk t1_j5ji8b9 wrote
I fucking love mitch hedburg
RyFro t1_j5hwyag wrote
She is the infinity stones personified.
imstonedyouknow t1_j5hzd6e wrote
Now i wanna see a power rangers remake with her as every ranger.
BiggestFlower t1_j5hzmf4 wrote
There’s pallet, palette, and palate. You wanted the middle one.
malkumecks t1_j5i91j2 wrote
Zoe already got in trouble for going in blackface
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sentientketchup t1_j5iiq2u wrote
I also don't get this. Rami Malek is American, with Egyptian parents. He played Parsi-Indian descent British Freddie Mercury and he does not exactly resemble Mercury. He had two hours of daily make up including a prosthetic nose to play Mercury. I haven't seen any criticism of that- film got four Oscars and any news comments about the makeup is with praise about how they achieved the look. Why is Saldana's case different?
malkumecks t1_j5ixefy wrote
It’s ignorance. Rami caught a little flack from the online minority about why an American actor was picked to play Pharoah Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum. Some people just want to complain for no reason.
RarePoniesNFT t1_j5i6xvw wrote
These are good names for specialty mixed drinks. "I'd like one Purple Saldana please, and an Orange Zoe for the lady."
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SpxUmadBroYolo t1_j5hzf8d wrote
RGB Zoe
TrixicAcePolyamEnby t1_j5hzpio wrote
Saldinity Stones
paintingcook t1_j5hzv45 wrote
How about Grape Saldana?
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bbuzzkilll t1_j5i44z8 wrote
A red Zoe would make a kickass Hell Girl
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chummypuddle08 t1_j5i4p9u wrote
Its palllettte
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Phazon2000 t1_j5i8vml wrote
Crickets chirp
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