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Farts and Emotions have a lot in common.

Submitted by sixpackpeter t3_1269dzq 2 years ago

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April Fools' Day is our version of the Purge.

Submitted by TheNerd15 t3_1267dzp 2 years ago

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Whenever you hear someone blasting their car radio, it’s never playing a song you’ve ever heard before.

Submitted by 339jimmyr t3_1266co0 2 years ago

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One hit song has been played the most when cars crash.

Submitted by Mystic3033 t3_126623c 2 years ago

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Every man thinks about Batman at least once per day.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1264tix 2 years ago

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Almost every grape-bag we buy is missing some grapes because of peeps tasting them.

Submitted by Kingsbrick t3_1263x9p 2 years ago

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Caffeine is the most widely accepted drug in the world

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127ofwd 2 years ago

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People who existed before Mirrors lived their whole lives without knowing what they looked like

Submitted by frombaktk t3_126015p 2 years ago

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The decision to watch Anime Subs or Dubs doesn’t matter to the deaf.

Submitted by Predator2027 t3_125zvu6 2 years ago

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The highlight reel of ANY sport is epic, no matter how boring the sport actually is.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_125whgz 2 years ago

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It's possible you're in the background of someone else's photo in their family photo album

Submitted by Foxy5420 t3_127ex3v 2 years ago

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It never thunders during snowstorms.

Submitted by lsrwlf t3_127pw3h 2 years ago

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We never truly appreciate the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Submitted by gabzlel t3_127hrqh 2 years ago

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The Theseus ship paradox relates a lot to the human body

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127iif2 2 years ago

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Belle only got with Beast because he was rich.

Submitted by Reflex_Teh t3_127ri17 2 years ago

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The first guy to discover that electricity is dangerous must have been shocked

Submitted by ScAer0n t3_127p5dn 2 years ago

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We are so privileged in the west that we shit and piss in a bowl of residential fresh water

Submitted by unmentionable123 t3_127bki7 2 years ago

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After many many years of evolution, we still can't control what we dream

Submitted by HSJoaco_33 t3_127g6cj 2 years ago

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Cops, stadium security, and boxers/MMA are one of the few jobs where you're allowed to hurt others.

Submitted by Xepherious t3_127kl3n 2 years ago

9 comments

There's no such thing as a porn actor: they aren't acting like they are having sex, they ARE having sex

Submitted by tanukinhowastaken t3_127rgtq 2 years ago

17 comments

Society always rewards preparedness, except for murder.

Submitted by alternativepasta t3_1276hd2 2 years ago

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Technically everything we see and hear is massless, since photons and sound waves don't have any mass.

Submitted by OwenIsSecretlyJesus t3_127n2nf 2 years ago

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Once you get a cat, you relate why people get into sado-maso relationships.

Submitted by Dione000 t3_127kaf5 2 years ago

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People who understand multiple languages have subtitles activated in real life.

Submitted by chechebi88 t3_127jbcp 2 years ago

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We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.

Submitted by Chocolat3City t3_12780xn 2 years ago

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