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Humans are solar-powered machines.

Submitted by ciph_3r t3_z5imhi on November 26, 2022 at 9:34 PM

9 comments

Due to museums, future archeologist are going to think almost every ancient civilization had settlements all over the world.

Submitted by anticapital0708 t3_z953dp on November 30, 2022 at 10:13 PM

7 comments

We're unable to describe the taste of fruit

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z4nezw on November 25, 2022 at 8:32 PM

7 comments

You can have a child and still be a virgin

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z930o2 on November 30, 2022 at 8:58 PM

10 comments

Smart people just have exceptional memories.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z55tll on November 26, 2022 at 11:55 AM

18 comments

Sushi is very predictable

Submitted by Theobviouschild11 t3_z6mvl7 on November 28, 2022 at 4:37 AM

10 comments

A virgin who has masturbated has a rough idea of what sex is supposed to feel like

Submitted by StarvingTuba t3_z5fj7s on November 26, 2022 at 7:21 PM

7 comments

You guys can anyone make a song out of the following two lines:

Submitted by thewtfcat t3_z6yzi2 on November 28, 2022 at 3:11 PM

16 comments

There are probably no dyslexic accountants

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z6yp2f on November 28, 2022 at 2:59 PM

6 comments

People virtue signalling about adopting a street cat over buying a pedigreed cat wouldn’t apply the same values to finding a mate.

Submitted by Oztravels t3_z8npmd on November 30, 2022 at 10:07 AM

10 comments

A homosexual Klingon to star in the next Star Trek film - of course he’s the villain

Submitted by World-Tight t3_z94pdq on November 30, 2022 at 9:59 PM

9 comments

A complete day is 48 hours long.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7ipku on November 29, 2022 at 3:59 AM

14 comments

Your kids won’t know cursive

Submitted by Dashover t3_z2tzoy on November 23, 2022 at 4:46 PM

7 comments

The more you burp the less you fart

Submitted by 0B1KNOB t3_z5aky0 on November 26, 2022 at 3:48 PM

6 comments

Let’s only do Christmas once every three years

Submitted by jerseycityfrankie t3_z6wc8t on November 28, 2022 at 1:17 PM

27 comments

Every hole in the human body is used for some sort of pleasure, yet some of us have trypophobia

Submitted by WittyWinWild t3_z97084 on November 30, 2022 at 11:25 PM

3 comments

At some point in life, everybody becomes an orphan.

Submitted by EinfachPhilipp28 t3_z8qaem on November 30, 2022 at 12:30 PM

15 comments

The fewer kids we have the more likely that robots actually take our jobs.

Submitted by littlebopeepsvelcro t3_z3sj21 on November 24, 2022 at 7:29 PM

12 comments

You don't see Asian people with down syndrome.

Submitted by Dragod21 t3_z7vhh2 on November 29, 2022 at 2:24 PM

22 comments

Chances of girls seeing number of PP's is higher than boys

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z73ss6 on November 28, 2022 at 6:15 PM

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No one thinks twice about a 150lb dog. But a 150lb cat...

Submitted by Bubbazord t3_z7feoh on November 29, 2022 at 1:32 AM

12 comments

It's frowned upon to not support Gay/Trans Rights but people Love the World cup in a country that kills people for it cause money.

Submitted by Edwardc4gg t3_z701ts on November 28, 2022 at 3:54 PM

16 comments

The idea of chicken wings are always better then the actuality of them.

Submitted by RoostarHead t3_z6afr8 on November 27, 2022 at 7:41 PM

10 comments

Eating mushrooms is gross when you realized they grow from animal feces

Submitted by xxstrobexx t3_z850sb on November 29, 2022 at 8:24 PM

6 comments

Womenless world is also a milkless world.

Submitted by 256Moin256 t3_z8t68z on November 30, 2022 at 2:40 PM

7 comments