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Porta-potties have more privacy than most public restroom stalls.

Submitted by Dedli t3_zyqgb4 on December 30, 2022 at 4:06 AM

34 comments

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All screens are touchscreens, but not all are react-screens.

Submitted by thevalahian t3_126ge59 on March 30, 2023 at 8:15 AM

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A woman can lose a limb and not be able to grow it back. But she can then get pregnant, and her body can grow the limbs she lost, for someone else.

Submitted by exultantunderwear68 t3_10oybik on January 30, 2023 at 10:03 AM

52 comments

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The number of people older than you will never increase

Submitted by GiftSun t3_zurbqw on December 25, 2022 at 5:19 AM

30 comments

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People learning English as a second language have to pick an accent.

Submitted by ihatewiiplaymotion t3_z9557k on November 30, 2022 at 10:15 PM

17 comments

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The death of a pet is usually taken as a lame excuse even though most people know how bad it feels.

Submitted by mxosborn t3_z940sr on November 30, 2022 at 9:35 PM

5 comments

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It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain.

Submitted by crookshanks_cat t3_10m1pvt on January 26, 2023 at 8:33 PM

27 comments

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Your eyeballs will probably never touch another person’s eyeballs. (I hope).

Submitted by JuiceAggressive3437 t3_z6vcmu on November 28, 2022 at 12:31 PM

86 comments

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Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them.

Submitted by HalfLawKiss t3_zzosns on December 31, 2022 at 7:49 AM

59 comments

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Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers

Submitted by PrestigiousWaffles t3_11bph0j on February 25, 2023 at 4:47 PM

29 comments

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The odds of being guillotined by a French mob are low but never zero.

Submitted by optiongeek t3_124jjeg on March 28, 2023 at 9:49 AM

57 comments

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Vanilla is one of the world's most expensive spices, but it is used to describe things that are plain, boring or common.

Submitted by rainingsakuras t3_yifbbz on October 31, 2022 at 3:30 PM

17 comments

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You need N+1 wipes to realise you needed N wipes

Submitted by Rhyze t3_ztqbrl on December 23, 2022 at 7:23 PM

30 comments

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In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work.

Submitted by notjadedyet t3_11bt5fr on February 25, 2023 at 7:19 PM

27 comments

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Humans have invented technology to communicate instantly across vast distances, but still struggle to understand each other in person.

Submitted by sonsicnus t3_11eifvr on February 28, 2023 at 8:07 PM

4 comments

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Dating someone out of you league personality-wise is way more rewarding than dating someone out of you league beauty-wise. because it actually thrives you to be a better person rather than trying to look better.

Submitted by sweaty_pants_ t3_zyvra6 on December 30, 2022 at 8:55 AM

30 comments

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A hot knife through butter goes as smoothly as a knife through hot butter

Submitted by AverageApache t3_10lrtwq on January 26, 2023 at 1:30 PM

33 comments

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Walter White doesn’t die in the last episode. He recovers, gets into witness protection, gets a new family and his new life is documented in the show Malcolm in the Middle.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_ygwo9x on October 29, 2022 at 10:18 PM

49 comments

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Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage

Submitted by they_callme_j t3_ygzs2f on October 30, 2022 at 12:26 AM

51 comments

486

The beauty industry survives by you hating the way you look.

Submitted by simdoll t3_10oyf73 on January 30, 2023 at 10:09 AM

29 comments

485

The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling.

Submitted by Neoslayer t3_10lwlr8 on January 26, 2023 at 4:59 PM

114 comments

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Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode

Submitted by Sonabaybeach t3_1257a66 on March 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM

53 comments

478

While sleeping, rainfall is relaxing but water dripping is annoying.

Submitted by Sas8140 t3_11w3d21 on March 20, 2023 at 12:45 AM

16 comments

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The fact that Cats are far more dangerous than Wolf Spiders, yet we love them far more and are far less afraid of them, says a lot about how humans value physical appearance in creatures

Submitted by Run_MCID37 t3_z6r6b7 on November 28, 2022 at 8:32 AM

159 comments

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When you get a loan at the bank, the bank just sells you money for even more money

Submitted by 1scr3wedy0dad t3_yg8l8w on October 29, 2022 at 3:20 AM

49 comments

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