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Hogwarts does have a lot of carzy spells but nothing to fix bad eyesight.

Submitted by taher369 t3_zx4kf9 on December 28, 2022 at 8:36 AM

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There are a lot of countries known for beautiful women, but there aren't really any that are widely known for beautiful men.

Submitted by Mykl3 t3_z8pbgj on November 30, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question

Submitted by Chilltherocks t3_11xk4md on March 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM

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At some point, someone thought to ground up the meat of a pig, shove it inside its own intestines, and cook it for people to eat.

Submitted by greatpoomonkey t3_126s5hp on March 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM

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In literature, shows, or stories, if they tell you the plan, it's not going to work. If they don't tell you the plan, it's definitely going to work.

Submitted by notjadedyet t3_11bt5fr on February 25, 2023 at 7:19 PM

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It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain.

Submitted by crookshanks_cat t3_10m1pvt on January 26, 2023 at 8:33 PM

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Science fiction writers are actually inventors born before their tech is possible

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwm1vx on December 27, 2022 at 6:15 PM

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Early 2000s technology was so tacky and janky, but they ate it up anyway.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z84hch on November 29, 2022 at 8:05 PM

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Let’s only do Christmas once every three years

Submitted by jerseycityfrankie t3_z6wc8t on November 28, 2022 at 1:17 PM

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People add milk to hot coffee and to iced coffee. People add milk to hot tea. But you never see people put milk in iced tea.

Submitted by GimmickyBulb t3_z7yenj on November 29, 2022 at 4:18 PM

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A comedian never dies alone.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yd751c on October 25, 2022 at 3:08 PM

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It’s pretty easy to confuse anxiety with intelligence

Submitted by cryinginmybed250 t3_11wp7us on March 20, 2023 at 5:29 PM

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Thumbs are what separate us from the animals but they feel like the least civilized of the fingers.

Submitted by diet-Coke-or-kill-me t3_126zjpr on March 30, 2023 at 9:16 PM

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We have more female than male ancestors.

Submitted by Intelligent-Bottle22 t3_125l2wa on March 29, 2023 at 11:29 AM

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'Interesting' is one of the least interesting ways to describe something.

Submitted by Cyborginox t3_124xf58 on March 28, 2023 at 6:17 PM

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Wearing only socks and nothing else makes you feel more naked than when you're wearing absolutely nothing

Submitted by ananya_uwu t3_119oqko on February 23, 2023 at 4:45 AM

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After about the first 17% of our lives, humans reach peak natural physical performance/potential (about age 17-18) and then the rest of our lives we degrade. But a deer for example can live to about 17.5 years and after 1st 25% (age 4-5) of their life they are beasts of max strength.

Submitted by Charisma_Modifier t3_11e32ij on February 28, 2023 at 10:47 AM

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There's a certain point at each day where it becomes socially acceptable to drink beer, and weird to drink coffee.

Submitted by EyeOfTheMemes t3_11b3kf9 on February 24, 2023 at 10:07 PM

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The ending of 2023 is 123123.

Submitted by tpb772000 t3_10qah0i on January 31, 2023 at 9:05 PM

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Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet.

Submitted by --DoReFuckMi-- t3_10n686s on January 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM

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People who stop talking to you when they're in a relationship do it because they're secretly more in love with you than the person they're with

Submitted by omissionpossible t3_10q2vh7 on January 31, 2023 at 4:07 PM

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Fully blind people don’t see the same thing we do when our eyes are closed ; they do not see black, they simply do not see.

Submitted by KoexD t3_10p8r6b on January 30, 2023 at 5:38 PM

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A person who has never run out of gas can't be sure cars really need us to keep refilling the tank.

Submitted by MrmmphMrmmph t3_10kgm15 on January 24, 2023 at 9:20 PM

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Drawing trees on paper is irony af.

Submitted by blumzzz t3_zyaj9q on December 29, 2022 at 5:12 PM

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The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day

Submitted by algoncyorrho t3_zzsyao on December 31, 2022 at 12:20 PM

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