Submitted by XaltotunTheUndead t3_107z4yp in UpliftingNews
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OtmShanks55 t1_j3pcusg wrote
Let them go!
Significant-Neck9605 t1_j3pd6xp wrote
C’est vachement bon!
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VanGoJourney t1_j3pjgqs wrote
Right?! I don't find this uplifting. They earned their freedom.
AnderThorngage t1_j3pkisn wrote
I’d imagine this is not particularly uplifting for the cows.
Sk-yline1 t1_j3pmi1e wrote
I herd about this, very mooving story
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[deleted] t1_j3pn0r7 wrote
A song about a pig, but check out Potemkin City Limits by Propagandhi. Animals being “caught” isn’t uplifting
Major2Minor t1_j3pshkw wrote
Why is this uplifting?
billkitern t1_j3psik2 wrote
Cows don’t need farmers to survive!
tyrannomachy t1_j3pwb6u wrote
In Quebec? They wouldn't survive the winter.
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big_hungry_joe t1_j3pxan3 wrote
the US marshalls scored another victory
jedidoesit t1_j3pz2hl wrote
I guess there are people who are passionate about their farm animals, and them getting home safely makes them feel good.
jedidoesit t1_j3pz7sz wrote
How are they fugitives? What law did they break, and what law enforcement agency were they running from?
Anyhow, glad they're home. Unless of course your plan is to kill them and eat them. In which case, I know why they were on the run.
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try_cannibalism t1_j3q1isy wrote
We will fight forrrr Bovine freedom Or dieeeee
bofh000 t1_j3q7jh0 wrote
Probably because Canada is not the time of place where domestic animals thrive in the wild.
Major2Minor t1_j3qbozi wrote
I wouldn't say cattle really thrives in domestication either though.
DistinctRole1877 t1_j3qc2u9 wrote
At 1500 to 2000 bucks a cow I’d be passionate about getting them back too!
DistinctRole1877 t1_j3qc6t7 wrote
I don’t know about that. I’ve seen range cattle standing out in the open with snow on their back at -40 degrees. Cows are tough!
DistinctRole1877 t1_j3qc85f wrote
Cows with guns!
jedidoesit t1_j3qcdqy wrote
Good point!
Ruadhan2300 t1_j3qcr02 wrote
Unexpected Dana Lyons :P
My family used to go camping in Washington with him, the campfire songs were pretty legendary.
breakeven_not t1_j3qdpsq wrote
David Duchovny has a novel called "Holy Cow" about exactly this scenario. I wonder if they read it and took the idea seriously.
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EmpressElisa t1_j3qwgfa wrote
The Hoof-A-Ton had come to an abrupt end when Daisy realized they were given Bull information
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N-ShadowFrog t1_j3rmvqv wrote
Considering she would’ve died if she remained, it’s pretty uplifting for her too. We
Paladoc t1_j3rsbbm wrote
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first cow said to the second one there
"I hope you're having fun"
Cows on the run, cows on the run
And Farmer Fran and sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the cows on the run, cows on the run
For the cows on the run, cows on the run
SoulSearchingRaven t1_j3s298j wrote
How dare you? Take my upvote and delete this ⬆️😠
r/angryupvote
SoulSearchingRaven t1_j3s2xz2 wrote
Is this some sort of song or a poem? Cause wow, it’s well done. 👏👏👏 (and did you write it?)
Paladoc t1_j3sn22b wrote
It was written by a knight and his wife.
It is rather good, innit?
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Seriously, I ripped musical royalty here. It's Band on the Run, by Paul McCartney and Wings. If you've never listened to it, give it a go, it's 5 minutes, but there's three separate sections.
SoulSearchingRaven t1_j3t32j9 wrote
I’ll definitely check it out 👁👁
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ogresaregoodpeople t1_j46sy1u wrote
I heard pigs do pretty well when they escape. They even grow tusks over a few generations.
maiden_burma t1_j4adjjz wrote
how is that uplifting?
maiden_burma t1_j4adl8e wrote
they would be fine. They survive the winter all the time
thomasp3864 t1_j4glssp wrote
They’d become invasive
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