Submitted by Martinus_XIV t3_11ctaxn in WritingPrompts
sennordelasmoscas t1_ja5cyf4 wrote
"Why tf are you a gorilla!?"
"Gorilla"
"I don't understand, is it because of strength!?"
"Gorilla"
"Is it because you're secretly a furry"
Arms crossed "Gorilla"
"Can you even talk normally?"
Thumbs up "Gorilla"
"Are you memeing right now?"
Finger guns "Gorilla"
"Omg, is that it?"
Nods "Gorilla"
"What species even is it?"
"Gorilla gorilla"
"But what gorilla exactly?"
A bit offended "Gorilla gorilla"
"Oh wait, is silverback, right? The one which is literally gorilla gorilla"
Happy "Gorilla"
"Won't this make the travel way to inconvenient"
Shrugs "Gorilla"
"You just will not speak normal again, will you"
Shakes head side to side "Gorilla"
"Did you also change your penis size to adjust to your new body?"
"Oh fuck"
FredDylan05 t1_ja5xwxn wrote
Reject fantasy, return to monke
HammyxHammy t1_ja6wztb wrote
Gorillas aren't monkeys, they're apes.
krazyk1661 t1_ja7tj61 wrote
RETURN TO MONKE!
NoCounty5 t1_ja8ex4g wrote
RETURN TO MONKE!!!!!!
GabrielusPrime t1_ja6juv2 wrote
Um, to explain the last two lines, Gorillas are actually really... Small down there.
superVanV1 t1_ja7fzo5 wrote
Exactly
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TheFinalDawnYT t1_ja7qahn wrote
gorilla
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