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Jufilup t1_jcm8v8h wrote

“John, aren’t you gonna defuse that?”

“Relax, man, we have a minute. You know, the audience? They love this shit. Really gets their dicks wet, as they watch the number slowly drip down to zero.”

“Whatever you say, boss.”

“Really, man. I’ve seen it. They love watching the number slowly go down, and then, when it’s single digit, at highest, you defuse it. They love it, when it changes color from red to green, with .01 second left. Really lets them cream themselves.”

“Okay, boss, I agree.” Clyde didn’t like how boss was making it sexual.

“Really, Clyde. I’ve seen people make out to scenes like that. I’ve seen women in theatres start blowing during those scenes. That’s what I want to contribute to, you know? I want to be part of something bigger than-“

The bomb exploded, killing everyone.

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Sh4d0w927 OP t1_jcm9wtd wrote

Damn who'd have thought I should have marked this prompt NSFW. Thanks for sharing!

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alagorn01 t1_jcosa9g wrote

Why did my mind read this in Rick and Morty's voices?

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Jufilup t1_jcovcte wrote

“Look, Morty, slow ramp. The slow ramp really gets their dicks hard, as they stand there watching this slooow ramp.”

Other alien lets down ramp not nearly as slow.

“Too fast.” Rick coughs.

The Scene

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kmmck t1_jcpep2h wrote

Best response lol. I hated the other story trying to be a smart ass

wHy nOt jUsT nOt hAvE a TiMeR

Well why not just make every book a biography, and every movie a documentary?

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