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TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd3joau wrote

Reply to comment by Difficult-Theory-413 in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos

He should start pumping out DNA samples while he can. Maybe by the hand of God the human race can survive.

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nyenbee t1_jd3ly7y wrote

You're not wrong, but your username gives me pause...

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Difficult-Theory-413 t1_jd5f2qu wrote

Dude I laughed so hard when I read your name lol

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Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5fxw7 wrote

I tried to figure out where Jihad fit in

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TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd5ty6b wrote

I fight for Holy Azathoth the Father, Sha Ia Niggurath the Mother, and the Radiant Tentacles of Cthulhu.

Praise the tentacle

Embrace the tentacle

Or be smacked by a dimensionally translocated tentacle.

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Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5u4a2 wrote

I see. I didn’t realize the word “Jihad” could be used outside of an Islamic context.

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librarian-faust t1_jd73v8j wrote

I feel like this would be one of the lines from a Darkest Dungeon character if it was a cheerful pervy manga rather than the pitchblack horror setting it is.

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