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Nevadajack87 t1_itvbvfd wrote

Reply to comment by cadecer in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm

You had me at piano key smile. Please do more of this. Why do they want to fuck him?

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voideeeeee t1_itvf146 wrote

Had me at horny cat tossed in a blender.

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NotAMeatPopsicle t1_itx3umw wrote

While Ozzy screams with a mouthful of pidgeon as each member of KISS pretends to bite him.

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