Submitted by Maximum_Pootis t3_z2mkzm in WritingPrompts
rulethem t1_ixlvmii wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical39 in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
I've heard on very sunny days if you use a magnifying glass you can speed up the worm-drying process! They will even dance a bit as you do it--and I've heard their dance moves are so good, you may see a plume of smoke!
I recommend this method for maximum worm-gratefulness and protection in the future.
Not financial advice
Chemical39 t1_ixo84up wrote
May the worm kingdom have mercy on your soul.
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