I look around frantically as I run through the alleyway, attempting to find a safe place to law low while the police continue to search for me.

You might be wondering what I did, and the thing is, I didn't do it! Well actually I kinda did, but I'll have to explain so you can understand. You see, when you turn 15, you get to swap bodies with your future self, but what they didn't tell you was that your future self gets to inhabit your past body.

This means that the future you can do things while you're unaware and in the future, if that makes sense. Apparently, future me was so sick of all the shit she'd dealt with in the past, that when she was able to return she ended up commiting vile acts one would never have attempted in the more guarded and peaceful future. It was as if future me was exacting revenge on the past and I'M the one suffering for it.

So here I am, stuck here and being blamed for the extinction of modern humanity for some strange reason. I don't know how future me killed over one billion people in under an hour but she did and now everyone is pissed.