Hey doofus. Just a heads-up. You invented time travel. It's not as cool as it sounds.

Travelling back in time gives you massive diarrea. The further you travel back, the worse it gets! You should've seen that time you visited the dinosaurs, Woo-Wee! Oh right, you ARE going to see that. Might as well bring a couple of toilet rolls and clean underwear!

All kidding aside, you're going to do great, kid. Life has its ups and downs. It won't be easy but you'll hang in there! (I just KNOW you will, hehe.)

You'll get married to a beautiful wife, get kids, have your own lab, invent time travel... You won't be a too shabby polka dancer too! Well, you did learn from Anna Slezáková, the ORIGINAL polka mistress.

Just one last tip, always bring a towel (and some clean underwear!)

Cheers,

You